Cowered and screamed,
wed and daughtered,
wired and attritional,
Simplicius & Simplissimus,
boiled cafe and beetroots…
So
Don’t put your daughter on the stove, Mrs. Worthington!
Put
Dirty Knives
In the Dishwashing Machine
Of
Inconvenience
To aspiring dishwashers,
Chefs to be:
Pastry, Master, Sioux,
Or Head.