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Chandrasakhar’s Arm

Chandra

Quarter

to ten new time, sunshine icicles

When you leave no going back

Welcome mat reads wrong way round

Enter at your lirep or backwards

Follow these instructions

Instruct your followers

Spilt milk

No laughing matter

~

Still

a little raddled even after a good sleep.

It’s your age, dearie.

Makes me full of it that one

That look occasions

sublime opalescence

condensed fit to burst

neutron quarks gluons scarper

 

 

 

Scary Monsters & Super Creeps…

Ashes!

England…

Hezwunde

Ashes!

Jasmin trees tend

To droop plantive flops

In these the dog days

Ashes!

Ashes!

England have just won

The Ashes!

Stevie Smith

Smith makes a double ton:

not since Bradman in’38

achieved by a floppy green.

The game has evolved.

The song remains the same.

I salute you, sir!

The Myth of Self-Combustion Exploded

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Scraped enough

 

together

for a pipe.

 

Skin wild.

Must shower & cream.

Day goes grey

 

Skin mild.

Did shower & cream.

Day goes by.

 

Forgot that my mornings

are now free of idiots,

especially Sunday idiots

like me

 

Test Match: Sunday Start Shock!

  • Sin against nature, I say…What, what?

Wrinkled Member explodes

in Long Room

Dull thud in Norwood

Nearly wakes the dead

& the living dead.

 

 

Jape

Jaffa

 

 

 

Subscribe: Free Calendar! A year in Sing-Sing.

 

Habeas corpus or what? Amnesty.

 

Ethical gift to salve the conscious conscience.

 

Place on cardboard coffee table to catch

 

the eyes of passers-by, nod frownfully

 

in silent solace, go wild ape and shout:

 

‘Owzat!’

 

 

 

Then, from red animate to grey plausible go

 

do your best sepulchral Arlott:

 

‘Calendar caught Eye bowled Jaffa.’

 

 

 

Lighthouse Nighthouse

Huguenot lovers on St. Bartholomew's Day

 

Cricket and pills.

 

A Huguenot calls.

 

We talk balls.

 

Share our ills.

 

 

 

I do not wear lace since chiffon left.

 

Yet the memory of soap suds abides.

 

 

 

The medication commences just

 

after lunchtime on the second day.

 

Two down eight to go. Too high to control:

 

off the mark. breathe a sigh of brief relief.

 

Night is right.

 

 

 

Theodolites at dawn portend a repast

 

of frogs and lizards.

 

We shall heat them up before we eat them up

 

watching for triremes from the lighthouse penthouse.

 

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