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Grimbeau

historical-photos-pt6-hitler-pants-assasination-attempt-rastenburg-east-prussia-1944

A tory most crass, loud, and pompous

Created a row and a rumpus

After saying  the needy

Were lazy and greedy

They ate him with oodles of humus

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Sick Vic

milkwoodfinal1

There once was a Dylan called Vicar

In want of some dollar and liquor

So he flew off one day

Got carried away

And promptly got sicker & sicker

We Yodel

yodel

Bright green bus,

Blonde dressed black,

Sun kissed feet

‘Good morning!’

 

Yesterday

was pure good

sunlight all the way

today the bricks

 

are happy and

light hearted

I am bronzed.

Like Homer.

 

 

 

Food Bank

historical-photos-pt6-hitler-pants-assasination-attempt-rastenburg-east-prussia-1944

A tory most crass, loud, and pompous

Created a row and a rumpus

After saying  the needy

Were lazy and greedy

They ate him with oodles of humus

Snack Attack

There was a bulimic called Shirley,

Who lived in a folly in Purley,

Crept down late one night

Without a hall light

And got mugged by

a large Curly Wurly

Curly Wurly

Bards & Beards

mortimerman

 

A meticulous poet is Motion

Looked deeply at cheap suntan lotion

He rubbed it all in

O’erlooking his chin

Now shaving is fraught with emotion

Snack Attack

Once a bolemic called Shirley,
Who dwelt in a semi near Purley,
Crept down late at night,
Without the hall light,
And tripped on a large curly-wurly

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