Grimbeau

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Agarophilia

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Pomes is

Commoditties

 

Vacuum packed starshells

Beside the brassica

 

Liquid cheese fajitas

Above the pistachios

 

Something for the weekend

 

The Poet

A mere commode…

 

So go to

work on a leg,

or,

better still,

two.

 

Plumb

the crumbliest,

Flakiest

confection

in the world

 

it does what

it says

on the tin:

 

Authentic

Teak

Finish

 

Go on,

Try it!

 

Yes, you can

 

If you like

Ike

& Tina

Tuna Chunks

 

 

 

 

Mates Motel

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This

Weekend will comprise one diamond guest:

Familiar, nosey, potty, bumptious…

What is guest? A wayfarer, a punter,

A complicit victim of hospitality!

This is not a motel, there are no

Bed & Breakfast signs, no spiteful

Waiters spitting in the soup. No Bill.

Just the old, battered emotional baggage to

Attend to, false dawns, a restless farewell.

Lie, Bore…Tea?

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Connives

me,

Connives

me not.

Connives

me!

Truth

Head of

Head of

The essential difficulty with Mssr Grimbeau’s

pomes is  that they are crap & drivel

 

Clap-clap!

 

self-knowledge is

a wonderful thing.

Anywherewithal

unlikely-2

 

Demi-stool on Piddle, flushed out, so now bathe

Soily scaly paws. Smite it! By my gum,

perfumed ovoid amber tablet glued to basin shock.

 

Rubbed it long nice & hard by flannel for

blotch and crud scrub of digit, knuckle and palm.

Knuckle and nickel? Puckle the pickle of muckle,

 

Sterling winkles, no bawbees. Groat Scottie!

No wonga, not none. Yaboo-sucks states slimy,

Snide curling chippy poundwinker toffboy.

Taxi

Back 1

Pretty strung out on a weird green quoit when a zither said: ‘get down here punk, gravity is not levity.’ Ignoring their megaphone shouts the ground hit me and I dragged myself through the thronging crowds of Alexandria, piss bleeding from my eyes, in an attempt to find out why the ship matches had disappeared from the soul kitchen. And guess what! As I approached the mews a spider strand silvered down from the window, and I, like an extra in an epic, tethered my one remaining toenail to it, trusting the last chance saloon, and got pulled up to an open bay window, where I got proffered attractive vino, which killed me off. The last thing I remember is Torquoise.

Why?

Damned if i know.

Signs of Life

HobNobs!

Twenty two (and more) pigeon posts phase your

eyes.

Cold tea and chocolate Hobnobs of the night

Adorn the paper strewn workstation

Grab an eyesore shower and recommence

The stringent pursuit of  sublimation:

Prospecting for diamonds in the Shite.

Shake, Rattle & Roll

My boy...

Milk & (so much) More mail me:

‘Grimmy, beat the heat with a summery shake!’

Little do they know; out of the mouths of babes and

Sucklings.

Chucklings all round, paroxysms

Epileptic fits

Now,

That’s a bone-fide

Summary shake.

 

Road to Tad

English: Water tower at Piltown This water tow...

Tarmac patch water tower

wood stump clearing dip

and two

little double roundabouts,

flat binocular

white nipples

sullied by tyre smear,

skids, and fast

turning people

rushing to the bomb

plant past gypsy site,

through wood and common bends

and twists and dents

to the Falcon’s nest…

Hot Cocoa Car Reverie

Illustration from below book

The cosmic chime of sub-atomic car clock

Inspired (drove) Samantha to yellow tears.

Fred Carnage clutched boiling plastic cocoa,

felt for her a lot: Why was that then ouch?

 

Bingo! It was Bloody Yule of course.

Her in fatigues sporting a bazooka,

he recalled, sipping with care…

The logo of Mothercare, in mist subsumed.

 

They shared the memory of a teenage pregnancy

A rollicking remembrance of a rampant ride for Fred.

The nightmare of an unmarked hospital grave for Sam.

 

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