Cthulhu
The radiator
is not getting warmer:
needs exorcism
Grimbeau
Scroodles
October 6, 2013
Zen
The snowman is a mellow fellow
and cares not when his legs are yellow
October 6, 2013
Eulogies
Bards often write verses
For others in hearses
October 6, 2013
Food Bank
A tory most crass, loud, and pompous
Created a row and a rumpus
After saying the needy
Were lazy and greedy
They ate him with oodles of humus
October 6, 2013
Tin
Snow is honest
It does what it
Says on the tin
October 6, 2013
Snack Attack
There was a bulimic called Shirley,
Who lived in a folly in Purley,
Crept down late one night
Without a hall light
And got mugged by
a large Curly Wurly
October 6, 2013
Bards & Beards
A meticulous poet is Motion
Looked deeply at cheap suntan lotion
He rubbed it all in
O’erlooking his chin
Now shaving is fraught with emotion
October 6, 2013
Quelle Fromage
Paperboy in a shower
Did not take too long
Turning to Papier Mache
Grimbeau 