Hector’s House

 

mortimermanAlign your fears,

prick up your ears,

allay your tears.

Here, have some

iconic transparency,

a few homeless truths.

 

Always rent yourself a burglar when you get a flat.

Take two lifetimes,

a croissant,

and a ‘Kiss Me Quick’ cat.

 

Bury your knee at wounded heart,

go marry a buffet saint.

nigella’s got black eyes

Mary Berry aint.