Bekka was shocked,
horror stricken
by the gossip
about the tappings.
She was after all
human and while
not a mother
a woman.
So were
Excreta Bourgeois
and Nutella Divan.
Both met a sticky end in cake and catarrh…
black and white bile,
flaccid acid wit,
tweet of brevity,
a probe is announced.
So is all untruth flogged,
like a dead horse.