An hour later
the faff is on.
Sun is out,
chicks tweet
in ply fascia,
ulster hymns hum,
care will come
and relieve
Mafeking
peace and quiet
Us
ungulates are unkosher!
Just old scribes,
shrewmice, shaphams
and hairy sausages.
Rocking dassies,
silver tassies,
the pals of Hyrax,
rotund small,
agile things
Ding-a-Lings
Rabbits scatter helter-skelter.
Red risen sun, Blue gun smoke on an ill wind,
Sundays in Spring Bag a Coney for your honey.
Get old Tony skin and gut it, chop it, jug it, or, quite simply, let it stew, like hate and lentils.