Grimbeau

Scroodles

Navel Gazing

Boboli

 

Considerable free

time spent pursuing meaning:

Omphalosophy

 

Exasperation! The Sneak Thief of Time

 

 

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Watching

dry

paint

Is

 

less

time

consuming

In

the

final

analysis

In Praise of Old Tom Crapper

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Watch the gooks

on Pmq’s

and have pity

for the loos..

 

Paulus the Gonk

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Gonks: remember them?

stuffed baize effigies, hand size

Felted arms, legs, hands

Little humpty-dumpties

 

Head on the body

Jumper pulled over head

Secret policemen

Cook’s Wisty Armageddon

 

Cheap mister-mannish

dolls born in an oil crisis;

industrial strife

times when lights went off at ten

 

Mine was called Paulus,

A little gnome who welcomed

You to his home in

Densest Pogle’s Wood

 

It disintegrated

After various drubbings

in the old twin tub

with a sadistic streak

 

Gonks became old hat

Space Hoppers were the next fad

Never had one, still drives me mad.

 

Snowdrops

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Four walls

do not a prison

make,

nor iron

bars a cage

there’s other

stuff

as well

Drawbacks of Cartesian Dualism #1: The Hatstand Syndrome

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Each night after

Unscrewing your head

And resting it down

on your surrealistic Pillow

Make a vow

To replace it

On your neck

Before you

Get up

Spooks

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