Grimbeau

Scroodles

When Epidurals take Stock

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Stumbled, hugged, slurped,

puffed the grizzly, mizzly

still born grim morn

 

Away with the furies,

the septic harpies,

the skivvying puggled blurb,

 

the chivvying, nagging

behemoth of claptrap and piffle

squatting in my gnomic canyon.

 

The limescale crumbles line the mug

The unicorn dismantles the cradle

The dish does away with the spoon.

 

Everyone chips in when

Push comes to shove

At the heel of the hunt

The Strange Case of the Stone in the Night

 

 

I sat staring 
wide awake

At a snow white candle on an 
empty round table

Sired for wounding
Or so it feels,

A beast of field & stream
This pelt makes it real:

Lank, soaked, maculate
creaking, cloying

character armour…
A warning!
Do not trip

On the large smooth
shiny spongey
granite muffin

At the door
In the night
It slid there
whipped cajoled & now
wet-nursed by tender
urgent scrubber

Those same
handmaidens
who passed on
this message:

‘I just curled
to say I
love you.
Skip.’