Grimbeau

Scroodles

Epicure

Corned beef, mustard,

Bland discovered love apples,

skinned sliced twee slithered

cucumber, crass herb

& garlic olives (fat, hard, green),

two toasted abandoned stale crusts

of pumpkin seed bread,

a bottle of cheap white –

I am what I eat

The Rub

Try out the new

shampoo in the afternoon

power shower splash

scrub-rub-a-dub-dub…

 fresh

constellation

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Yes, that’s the ticket!

Prod in a new direction.

Left to rot, I sullenly

Obeyed the ritual

protest period.

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That’s the rut,

The Rub.

The rut I rot in

bright sunny shiny garden.

I am not warty

Just a bit whiffy.