Grimbeau

Scroodles

Rear Window

Hitchcock got it tight

About technique and tricks

A plus sans change

Upon a boulevard

Made luscious blondes

Malstructured orders

Fall into two-take disorder

Two inch planks made order

Cary grant came through  of course

Wrestling a baby horse

Olfaction

Blog a little

Sigh a little

Let your poor heart

Cry a little

That’s the beauty

That’s the duty

Of snot

Blubber

Alpha, beta, theta male

Turgid prone blue bloated whale

Wretched in the morning sun

Tide went out, your undone

Mr Pye and Mrs Fleece

Dissecting you for ambergris

Radio On

Trendy rapper

yappy clapper

getting on my fucking tits…

Rants in Pants

…into a new day fuelled by

wine and music,

art and remonstrance,

and lest i forget,

the dog’s subconscience.

At such times as these

Democracy and depression

melt into one

become synonymous,

meaningless coincidences, just like now,

tautologically speaking  off course.

As I said at the clubhouse recently

These days, politicians

dance to the latest crazes:

beardie weirdies,

fags & drags

Motown Joes,

Tinky Winky

They all do the same,

get up my nose,

and underclass stale farts

like sleaford yobsters,

make me think of Baldwin

laughing at George Roby

over a glass of port.