Grimbeau

Scroodles

Simeon Says…

 

Yawn

still no lamb cutlets

forty days and nights of this

is taking the piss

you must have faith or you fall

another five minutes they say

The Gasman Cometh

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Float the waves option

Name your own tsunami

Own your own ocean

Watch your private tide come in

Hire your favourite squall…

Tyke Air investments

Leaders in diversity

Exclusively posits its

Guaranteed lifelong benefits

for you and yours till

all the seas run dry

negative interest rates

writing spoof ads while

waiting for the phone to ring,

the door to knock,

a hot midday meal?

Why not carve yourself a walking stick?

This multipurpose

self-help tool is a must for the inept walker.

Where are you going today?

You asked a mantelpiece

Same old silent, vacant gaze into empty space.

Braindeath,

You infer.

No.

Beads of Restoration

 

 

 

 

 

 

Radio Gaga

strange-old-jobs-12

Premeditated

spontaneity sucks

go put on some socks

screws confiscate legal highs

sex mad drug addicts riot

Greece is a warehouse for souls

Nobody knows what

to do at the BBC

Why not sack Tony Blackburn?

They already did!