Grimbeau

Sir John Bitumin

laid it on bit thick

plummy urban sine noble

Metropolitana oiks

crave Mr Softy Ice Cream

tannoys herald ninety nines

mismatch of the day highlights

Am I my Buddha’s keeper?

Verbal diarrhoea

Splat of conchshellness, mind that child!

Too late mate you’ve lost your license.

All because the lady sought pork pies…