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You what mate?

garros

Stagefrit,

dumbstruck,

ashen,

The face stared down

on the bated mob.

Nothing would come out:

children exploded, men fought, women wept,

but nothing came out.

Aides de camps and unknown others, bent under

unseen chopper blades, scurried.

Still nothing came.

In the lower right hand corner of the screen,

a purple faced, ill-kempt, bulbous signer,

feminine, signed frantically. The mob paused.

What’s she saying? What’s she saying?

Nothing silly, it’s a pantomime!

Yes, but what’s she signing?

Watch my lips, watch my lips.

Ah, thank heavens!

The collective sighed knowing

The Face only lied when its lips were moving.

 

 

 

 

 

The Clangers

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Bintruck rumbles,

crunches, and taps,

hoarse growls, and purrs.

All glass slides down,

booms, and echoes in

vast  steel cavern.

Clang, clang, thump, clunk

empty boxes

slam dunked, job done,

good work, see you!

 

 

 

 

 

Rite

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So,

we

offer up

these

well-prepped

ants testes

to you

gods

of the

firm

ament

for

the

fecund

ditty

of this our

crop of love

age.

Be nice

for this

once,

we

have grown

tired

of

Soft

dark dawn

Inside night rain,

walking titanium lino,

I wahwah wahwah wander,

smoking and sipping,

sloping and drooping.

 

Outside sodden fuchsias

Burst, brambles stalk

crazed hedgerows,

licked rosebushes wince,

nettles nestle

snuggling dockleaves.

 

Now Rain wanes,

a crooked hand appears

between salmon drapes,

eases the latch,

sending swoon done air

to soft green

dark dawn.

Slippers

Weathered

For thrift’s sake

we wear just one slipper at a time,

in continental shifts, diligently

observant of time zones,

ever-changing weather patterns, the jet stream,

solar winds, and the roaming holes in the

ozone and sole.

Aerobics

See the merman on the pushchair

huffing and grunting

like Puffing Billy, steam coming

from his nostrils

negotiating a three-point turn,

searching for the short term memory loss

that is a morning milk bottle. Splash!

It slips and spills some globs

on the floor and leg rash.

Not dropped though

so no need to cry.

Just grin and bear it:

get used to rancidness.

No rashers till you shower

Steam locomotive Puffing Billy in its eight wh...

when the care comes.

Candid Chimera

Indian Tepee, Kenora, Ontario.

Last Night of…

extreme dreams,

stark monochrome fluid,

freeway floral wallpaper,

rotting damasks, shillelagh,

almonds and formaldehyde.

 

White light, white sheet.

Jammin’ Jerusalem

Jute wailing bunnies.

 

Then,

exhausted from the lie-in:

cobalt clear still sky

flossed with high flying drifts,

orchestras of demi-gods trail

home spent.

 

We scavenge the tepee for beans,

celebrate love apples with libations of strong coffee,

and weep and fear for the band snakes,

Asian gators, and tigers on the fridge, hiding behind

the fabric conditioner, still ready to pounce on sleepy

Moorhen’s eggs.

 

Your runnin’ and

your runnin’ and

your runnin’ away

from yourself.

 

Struth

...the sun also rises

…the sun also rises

Tennish

Nice day!

Ripper

Sloth sleeps

Pollop sucks

The dead floor.

Meantime,

above,

I lodge a suppository

of all knowledge

in my sphincter.

Pedal Extremes

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Go barefoot,

unstockinged or socked,

as often as you can!

Even if

like me

you have

grotesquely twisted gnarled toes,

suppurating scabby nightmares,

wear your feet with pride.

Feet are wonderful,

if you have some

Flaunt them

Lassitude, Come Home!

Jules Balavoine - Lassitude

When tempted to run for pinball

do yoga breathing, stand on your head,

and whistle down the wind,

play games

with lazyitis, and why not!

The grizzly nonsense of dossy

dissipation, the thin dry horse

tethered to the crossbar outside

The Molten Slipper Saloon

disaster’s old recipe

Table on the meal when you get

Back home if you have

got a home at all.