Grimbeau

Homo Deus rises far too early, doing nobody no favours, plugs in the cat and stares mindfully at a cherished hologram

 
Grand auto thieves scamper for cover across the kitchen ceiling, Spider Siddall and the gang know when to err on the side of caution

 
It is now time to retrieve the clavicle from the birdbath, a delicate task demanding scant attention for those bent on self-destruction

 
The Tannoy erupts into life, someone in Patagonia has decapitated a backpacker with a wayward pitch of the bolus

 
Despite nemesis and a string of letters to the local authorities, a group of birds persists in the annoying practice of respirating squawkily