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Category: humour

The Daily Terror

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Headlines:

Mock hubristic parvenu

eats humble pie elevenses.

Cat shows fur ball disapproval at atrophy.

Elephant chews atmospheric spinach.

Tear stains Willow.

Wheatfield Craze rocks Kuala Lumpur.

Weather: uninterrupted coverage.

Cricket: England draw Water.

Late curfew in Sun City

Water Wall Carpeting

Where-the-Great-Wall-of-China-ends

Scatological

Perfidious ocean notions

Critique pure reason

Cassandra’s Idiot Brother

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A new thousand Fear Reich.

Open vista #9 – Closed for reparations.

Glass Onion luminaries stare at ship’s decanter:

Sense data, Alma Mater,

Seed potato incinerator:

Sub-geranium angstrom tunes.

New era music:

Jerry Lee Lewis…

 

The Compleat Works of Grimbeau

John Boohan of Kilbeggan

 

#1

What kind of fuel are you?

Wind, she replied,

What about you?

Paper

 

#2

 

When do they beguine

The beguine?

After the

#3

The night had

A thousand

Eyes

Ouch!

Nine hundred and ninety-nine

 

#4

Nights in White Satin:

Freezin’

 

#5

Young and green

Only seventeen

okra

 

#6

Who let the dogs out?

Who let them

in?

 

#7

And now

The end

Is

Here

Drawbacks of Cartesian Dualism #1: The Hatstand Syndrome

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Each night after

Unscrewing your head

And resting it down

on your surrealistic Pillow

Make a vow

To replace it

On your neck

Before you

Get up

Cookie Monster

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Wolf Hall calls me:

‘Hi, howl are you?’

‘Ravenous –

You?’

 

Doing the Right Thingies

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sheep

dipping

is wasted on

dipped

sheep.

Ron Fuschias 

Matriarch

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The State is

Your friend

Embrace it

Warmly

By The Neck

When Laestrygonians Attack!

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Save that, Patroclus!

It’s

Midday plus

five.

Hazy Sunday afternoon.

Luncheon?

Fishcakes & ptarmigan droppings.

Not again,

Pen

 

What happened to the marmoset wellington?

The Ogres, I suppose.

Eyes bigger than their stomachs, those lads.

Gluttons with mutton.

Ask Old Shep.

Joyce Joke
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