Grimbeau

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Category: humour

5:15

English: 3 days chicken of Kosova Long Crowing...

Was that me for a moment?

The gardens soaking.

The slugs are sliming…

Get yourself in the moment!

The day is dawning

The heat is rising

Make some tea in a moment.

 

…night without dreams – I bet I had some.

sheet’s on the floor – mattress peeping.

Cockerel is crowing – wants some feeding.

Shipping forecast – possibly later…

Sit in dark with daylight growing,

waiting around for the morning news.

Chill on my legs as I make a Rollie

Looking for symptoms of the flu

Casual thought about making coffee.

More Mary-Ann with the shaky hand.

Stand up, sit down – issue a moan.

Pull the curtains – must do the lawn.

Have a wee-wee – or have I been?

Faffing about since the clock read 5:15…

Heel

Tit-Bits Advertising Postcard

Yesterday plus one

damp smell of seventies

porn mag, black and white,

thick minged,

Titbits or Parade,

lawn and hedge,

put it back where you found it:

a secret.

 

Stealthy wanks and aloof strops conceal

the pull and then sulky sleep,

complex born.

Delivered by a bald man from Parslow’s

who looked like a parrot,

or that comedian who made a film with a parrot,

lantern jawed, sort of Stanley Holloway,

that time anyway.

We move into different times of Happy Door

writing down the football scores

in a Woolworth red notebook

and very erudite

but for the greasy skin and hair

and the Bri-nylon shirt:

withered upturned orange collar,

second hand jacket that was always too big:

still is.

 

Pink salmon trousers for smart

made me look and feel like a dork,

perhaps I was!

Do not let on or you’ve had it,

there will be retribution and bullying

far worse than ever known in the history of me.

 

Join gangs,

walk hard and hide

clever bully,

ideas man,

dirty rec,

silly temptress with Goldie locks,

the smell of sweet wee-wee.

Bowled him!

Over

 

 

Icarus

Icaro cayendo / falling Icarus

All the trees

are brown

and the

carpet is grey.

I went

for

a splash

on a summer’s day…

Elevenses with Igor

Rites of Dionysus, 4

Rite of Spring on: unseasonably

Pleasing accompaniment while

Sitting daringly naked with towel

To hand and an eye on my genitals

Ensuring they are not overexposed

To the sun.

Having been burnt before like this.

When the Rite is done

(less than thirty minutes)

Back indoors to lunch on cider and crackers,

And, gently creaming my largest organ.

It is the centenary of this Rite.

 

Hunter Gatherer

Where the Banshees Live and They do Live Well

Eat the yellow fish!

Scavenge chicken carcase!

Pork pie and scotch egg

Garden leaves and spinach

Anchovies and hard boiled eggs

Eat the yellow fish!

Scavenge chicken carcase!

Posture

Buddha in Reclining Posture

Open

Doors and windows

Open

Mind, legs, and heart

Open

Shoulders

Up

Sky eyes

Floodgates

Tins

All hours

 

Roastling

The Vegetable Lamb of Tartary

Lamb berg ahoy!

Thar she bastes!

Sliver me ginger!

Source the mint!

Cornlegs Kellflakes

Ancient Greek Diver

Above them clouds the monk soars:

Theloniously.

Twitching

Sumatra - Lake Toba - 2002 (18)

Cripes a Gull!

In a dank, mildewed grike the bells either

ding, dong, or dull.

The last spat of evening hedgelights the sward.

Then, in the blank of an eye and a

flicker of wee finger

we hear us considering the climate of Sumatra

(a place that should rhyme with tomato).

Things get dafter and soon after

we settle on Java instead.

Bends

Carp

 

Carp descends

Sleep pretends

Lark ascends

Gets bends

Bubbly blood

De-compression

Time – Chime – Bell – Swell – Well…

Bob’s Up!

Whiffs what?

Aroma of Verona

Yes

Lisa & Pizza.