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Category: Jazz

The Pitfalls of Autonomy

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Tuned in, turned off, turned on, turned up, turned puce…

Mother Goose, Aladdin, and Buttons

glaring at me like thunder.

`Prey, what ails thou Panto-types?` I seasonalled.

`A flagrant breach of protocol, that’s what!’ said Goose, irate, pacing.

`Cinders is a tard! Whittington’s a dachshund! The ugly sisters are ants! Need I continue?` Buttons stormed with absurd pomp.

‘My lamp is empty.` Aladdin wailed.

`I do not see what it has to do with me.` I said with modesty and aplomb.

`Just typical,’ Goose tutted, `will no one take responsibility ?`

Luck to get out of their alive,

I tell you,  slipped out

when the Bovril lady came,

via the sink, town drain,

and Alaskan tundra to here.

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 `The Twiglet and Cheeseball.`

Sophist

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The Vulture Man’s

 a shallow fellow,

 his words well said,

 his thoughts chrome yellow

Four Knocks

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Anchor cleaning: orders of the day.

Not too windy to drift.

Up after dog watch thinking on the charts.

Took a row across the harbour.

Thought about the little snob I was; how I hated them,

not for what they were,

but what they had to become…

Oedipus was a rich kid, so was Little Hans.

Give them a chance not a choice, a chance to be like you, boss?

No thanks, I couldn’t handle it.

Not this way.

I drift…

…away off down to the cabin is where I drift

to and thereafter, the galley for thick, honey porridge,

with rustic ripped banana hunks and chocolate in stick and heart form.

Feeling a queer unease I patient on the thick, night green socks, intake a Handel

organ frill, damn the rococo, and headaloft thinking gothic tea cozies, shaking violently with warps,

sucking crumbs of welshcake from the hidden gulleys and fold of my jowl, and making them into a workable lozenge for laters…

…the morning cheroot was a burden to me,

lugging it  grotesquely bear-handed from room to room,

unable to trail it as before the phillipic spillage.

Bessie Smith delivers of her best…

let that be a lesson

To us All

Midday

After eating sliced processed hens breast bedded on little gem and smoked rashers we reconvene blemished by the common ingrate, geraniums in a strop of red tape and horsepiss…

Huff

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Reggie enraged,

Pelvis, cakestand

Pioneering joinery…

all is envy

all is bendy.

Mortal coma

fruitbat spreads

fruitlice,

fine toothed comb,

fine tooth comb.

A flux on all your mouses!

…chikken scurry,

 funny money,

 the  Emile

Zola

Pianola

Zimbardo

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Baddo, Saddo, Drongo

Asbo

met a Bimbo

got a Crimbo

robbing Glasgow

lost in limbo

near to Kelso

minus Bimbo

she’s in Congo

teaching Tango

learning Bongo

going solo,

not so Asbo

he got nicko

sent him downo

a short spello

in the clinko

watching Porno

playing Bingo!

Dejeune Dada

The School of Varied Knocks

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Soft knocks

To shut or open the Zen on the Art of Bridge,

Faust, Kafka – easy listening!

Getting my bearings, settling in, making a mess, feeling awkward.

The Bridge. I know this place well, too well. The scene of the crime, witness to disaster, base misdemeanours, sullied by cleansing agents, violated by animals, jumbled up, dumped on, dumped in.

The Bridge. Here dreams are born, and mares lived out. Stories of horses; hateful verses, grudging verses diluted. These are bad vibes. This time will be different, this is not a retreat. It’s a crucible, a temenos.

The Bridge. A place to prepare yourself in order to be yourself.

to shut or open the door at whim.

Knocks are needed to gain entry.

Hard knocks.

Headcase Dreams

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On old black chair

In candle glow,

Undershadowed

by the roundtable’s

Archway segment shade.

Young black dog, curled up,

picture book,

on old black chair.

A bit of eye open, yellow flicker,

slowly blinking, basking. Closed.

Lids move, quick, hunting, chasing,

Running, running, running.

Stop

Am I there?

Am I in it?

He wasn’t

In mine

Arrested Development

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I toyed a while with Jeremy Kyle,
And took the lie detector.
I ate his face and it tasted vile;
My name is Hannibal Lector.

Airs & Greys

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Tonnes
Of Sonnets,
One net son,
Stone nots,

Nests,
Onset tones,
Snot.
Soft font

Toff
Notes
On
Foxes
Sent
Off