Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: microfiction

Collateral Cabbage Patch

Rook—
Behaviourally disturbed
Mistook
A pharmacy for
An inglenook
In a sweetie shop

Crook—
Psycho-socially unhinged
Mistook
A hospital for
A children’s book
In an ambulance

Cut the Crap

That’s enough! Enough faffing
Let’s get down to business
Cut the elephant shit
Pass me a slice overhear
‘How do you like it,
Over easy or sunny side up?‘

Green Scarabesque

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Midnight Lamp

Conundrums scatter

splatter pellets eavesdropping

incendiary devices

hailstrom rakes still night

tickling all living all dead

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Jade scarab beetle

Rattles gentle window pane

Psyche delivers nights

Between prayer and thought

Dwells mystical abundant

~

Incidental wireless

Wishes you were here

Butterfly shadow

Breaking up frozen window

Separating the pair of you

Here is the measure of my dreams

Green synchronic broach

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American Dream #487

Tom Paine quits Paris
Radical departure lounge
For America
Detained on entry
Political Booksmith
Bona fide fully fledged
Revolutionary
Common Sense applies
Mounties line the border north
Mexican bandits the south
You are surrounded
There is no way out
Remember the Alamo?
No, was it any good?

Smart Phoney

Groping around for
something to digitize—why?
Dunno—some farce of Hobbit
Said Dildo Dogends
Pulling on a Panatella
Dripping diamonds

Home Secretary

 

loitering waist deep 
in lush plush blue grass

Reginald Maudling
resident garden tree gnome

disappears most nights
reappears most days




edge of the bed

sitting on the edge
of the bed radio on
feeling half dead
sitting on the edge
of bed wasting time
dawn can’t be arsed to turn up
today could have let me know

Hide & Seek

Cherishing your privacy
Or just hiding from the world?
Playing the strong silent type
Imaginary friends collude
Lost poets of Antarctica
Cringeful pseudonyms adorn
Anonymous twitterings
Virtual condolences sigh
Haunt mysterious scribbles…

Doggerland

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Thick   primeval soup,

teeming in Amphibia,

living breathing gloop

Before the flood one could trudge

to Antwerp for ambrosia

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Scoff

The clocks go back one
week before to Bleak House.
(Thought the clocks went back last night!
—getting ahead of myself)
The twenty-second was somehow
lodged in my tiny mind.
Was something else meant to happen?
I’ll ask the jolly green giant.

fe-fi-fo-fumble

Today I will be
wearing black trousers on cold legs.
Maybe even a jumper or bearskin mackintosh
should temperatures drop further.
It is cold and colder getting.
Hot stews and warm socks.
A biting scabrous wind pipes.
A sunny afternoon.
I’m staying put for a change.
Watching old telly.
Keeping warm and snug.

I smell the smell of

A nagging cosmic
draft blows through the iron windows.
Read through pre-bender notes—
it went on longer than I
thought, as usual.
Shrapnel on the window sill
Save up your pennies for
one Xmas Funday
Unfed, part-watered, un-run, unsung, half-hearted…
Chili con Carno, baked potato, half-baked bowler-food
Bleak House continues,
nearing its bleak conclusion,
post-traumatic
irresolution
Working on this, the Lord’s Day, I ask you!—
no rest for the Wicker Man

apple crumble

 
The watching hour starts
with an advertisement
for Specksavers
powder your nostrils, Homunculus
the milkman’s on his way
Down the labial
Post prandial coal hole,
chocca-block with corpal junk,
about to drop off if I’m not careful…
Low hanging fruit ice

double cream Sunday