Collateral Cabbage Patch
Rook—
Behaviourally disturbed
Mistook
A pharmacy for
An inglenook
In a sweetie shop
Crook—
Psycho-socially unhinged
Mistook
A hospital for
A children’s book
In an ambulance
Rook—
Behaviourally disturbed
Mistook
A pharmacy for
An inglenook
In a sweetie shop
Crook—
Psycho-socially unhinged
Mistook
A hospital for
A children’s book
In an ambulance
That’s enough! Enough faffing
Let’s get down to business
Cut the elephant shit
Pass me a slice overhear
‘How do you like it,
Over easy or sunny side up?‘
Conundrums scatter
splatter pellets eavesdropping
incendiary devices
hailstrom rakes still night
tickling all living all dead
~
Jade scarab beetle
Rattles gentle window pane
Psyche delivers nights
Between prayer and thought
Dwells mystical abundant
~
Incidental wireless
Wishes you were here
Butterfly shadow
Breaking up frozen window
Separating the pair of you
Here is the measure of my dreams
Green synchronic broach
Tom Paine quits Paris
Radical departure lounge
For America
Detained on entry
Political Booksmith
Bona fide fully fledged
Revolutionary
Common Sense applies
Mounties line the border north
Mexican bandits the south
You are surrounded
There is no way out
Remember the Alamo?
No, was it any good?
Groping around for
something to digitize—why?
Dunno—some farce of Hobbit
Said Dildo Dogends
Pulling on a Panatella
Dripping diamonds
loitering waist deep in lush plush blue grass Reginald Maudling resident garden tree gnome disappears most nights reappears most days
sitting on the edge
of the bed radio on
feeling half dead
sitting on the edge
of bed wasting time
dawn can’t be arsed to turn up
today could have let me know
Cherishing your privacy
Or just hiding from the world?
Playing the strong silent type
Imaginary friends collude
Lost poets of Antarctica
Cringeful pseudonyms adorn
Anonymous twitterings
Virtual condolences sigh
Haunt mysterious scribbles…
Thick primeval soup,
teeming in Amphibia,
living breathing gloop
Before the flood one could trudge
to Antwerp for ambrosia
The clocks go back one
week before to Bleak House.
(Thought the clocks went back last night!
—getting ahead of myself)
The twenty-second was somehow
lodged in my tiny mind.
Was something else meant to happen?
I’ll ask the jolly green giant.
fe-fi-fo-fumble
Today I will be
wearing black trousers on cold legs.
Maybe even a jumper or bearskin mackintosh
should temperatures drop further.
It is cold and colder getting.
Hot stews and warm socks.
A biting scabrous wind pipes.
A sunny afternoon.
I’m staying put for a change.
Watching old telly.
Keeping warm and snug.
I smell the smell of
A nagging cosmic
draft blows through the iron windows.
Read through pre-bender notes—
it went on longer than I
thought, as usual.
Shrapnel on the window sill
Save up your pennies for
one Xmas Funday
Unfed, part-watered, un-run, unsung, half-hearted…
Chili con Carno, baked potato, half-baked bowler-food
Bleak House continues,
nearing its bleak conclusion,
post-traumatic
irresolution
Working on this, the Lord’s Day, I ask you!—
no rest for the Wicker Man
apple crumble
The watching hour starts
with an advertisement
for Specksavers
powder your nostrils, Homunculus
the milkman’s on his way
Down the labial
Post prandial coal hole,
chocca-block with corpal junk,
about to drop off if I’m not careful…
Low hanging fruit ice
double cream Sunday