penis fly trap
lapped
slapped
entrapped
flapped
sapped
zapped
apt
Grimbeau
Scroodles
Category: Music
July 3, 2016
Hoedown
Forked the lawn today
Half-hearted fat man in straw hat
Alas poor Yorick
~
Always take the stairs upstairs
Even in stilettos
North face of the Eiger down
~
Ten twenty thirty
Forty fifty…soon adds up
Awesome hill of beans
~
Ten thousand spoonfuls
Fifty-seven varieties
Molehills breed mountains
July 1, 2016
Whistle
two minutes silence
to think one hundred years back
when the flowers went somewhere
plenty more where that
bunch came from these days
gift wrapped twenty-four seven
despatched instantly
straight to your doorstep
all thanks to Interwarfare
June 30, 2016
Peas (petit & varied)
Wish I was not here
Is it Friday tomorrow
Are you a moron
I try my very best to
I am not a calendar
Self evidently
Trying to be funny are you
It never works when I do
Who disappeared then
Smoke blows out my ass
A tobacconist
June 28, 2016
Sizzle
after a shower
write something brilliant
slow walk on water
unusual morning mantra
‘Ode to a Bloody Pigsty’
Remember Benbecula
opaque shape in mizzle
when that spatula melted
sausages sizzled
June 26, 2016
Is there anybody In?
no minister
came out of the bunker
to co-operate
in the witness protection
programme
silverfish fled for the coast
mendacity stalks the land
Has Britain left Britain?
June 24, 2016
Suddenly Last Summer
F R oM
‘Ere
to eTer niTY. . .
Like the Bugler said:
‘In this crazy mixed up world
you are only as
good as
your last post.’
June 23, 2016
Crap Ideas
All Hail
bRistol sTools cHArt
# No. 2
June 22, 2016
Europa
Co-Dependence Day
You scratch my back I’ll stab yours
After you Claudette
WC Fields AKA
Lava Tory water meadows
Pea-souper saturated
Pastures of Plenty
Sprinkle-sprinkle little star
Four five six seven eight nine
Ten bottles of gin
WC Fields aka
Lava Tory water meadows
Pastures of Plenty
Sprinkle-sprinkle little star
Four five six seven eight nine
Ten bottles of gin
June 21, 2016
motley & tulips
around the black car
they stood
silently
waiting
wearing
motley & tulips:
Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
they erupted
Perspicacity!
A dormant taxi
Still stood
silently
waiting
wearing
motley & tulips
Grimbeau 