He threw the telly out the window.
No glass broke.
It was a silent defenestration
The volume was muted.
The dog ran out for a keek,
to see if there was anything
behind the adverts
and returned unsated
with some gaudy wires
tangled up in his copious locks.
She walks in duty
Carmelite
Breaking wind
When no one else can hear
Just like the queen does
slam door thud silence
frantic lunchtime microwaves
hard working people
Surreal unplumbed sink
turns copious wonderbra
in dusky daylight
copious wormwood scrubs up
well after bubble bursts
Pink slate Pentecost
Meeting on Friday breakfast
Computer mordant
Housing frenzy in the way
Shite shite weather change bed fish
Small dollop of lentil stew…
Cringeful Pentagon
Enter Dr Strangelove
The middle east is
A big bunker full
Of oil and Arabs
Dog dug dinna
Ickle bit thinna
Sickle cell skinna
Poverty
Rich got fatta
You don’t matta
pitta pitta patta
Poverty
Carry on screamin
Dreamin got schemin
stuck pig squealin
Poverty
Like the Bugler said:
‘In this crazy mixed up world
you are only as
good as
your last post.’
Walk behind people
Contemplate unique movements
Become a stalker
Use your five & country sense
Beware of shadow stepping
avoid detection
maintain total vigilance
most of all
always be Alert
your country needs you
On a number one
Clinkers glow after riddling
Cheer up buttercup
Quadruple Eumonia
Ugly dreams cuckold wrecked bed
Grimbeau 