Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: Poetry

Elijah Sneeze

Please speak ill of me

When I am gone

We can agree on

that at least…

same sarcastic shite

rings in my mind’s crusty ear

at times like this when

flounders mock a flatfish…

imaginary arguments

ring true like now

I blow my mind’s nose

Sempiternally…

Why the ellipses…?

Wring out the paper mawkish

Tears of afternoon

Make the best of shit

Charlie

Joey Hollywood

Sounding exasperated

Perpetrated

A modest violent act

On a passer-by

 

Scary Monsters & Super Creeps…

Ashes!

England…

Hezwunde

Ashes!

Jasmin trees tend

To droop plantive flops

In these the dog days

Ashes!

Ashes!

England have just won

The Ashes!

Owl Speak

Issugh jurnee inn

Two A toothy ungnome

Jellow nomadick

Fine dingduh pursa fleedum

Inner bling-ding ovum I

Epicure

Corned beef, mustard,

Bland discovered love apples,

skinned sliced twee slithered

cucumber, crass herb

& garlic olives (fat, hard, green),

two toasted abandoned stale crusts

of pumpkin seed bread,

a bottle of cheap white –

I am what I eat

The Rub

Try out the new

shampoo in the afternoon

power shower splash

scrub-rub-a-dub-dub…

 fresh

constellation

*

Yes, that’s the ticket!

Prod in a new direction.

Left to rot, I sullenly

Obeyed the ritual

protest period.

*

That’s the rut,

The Rub.

The rut I rot in

bright sunny shiny garden.

I am not warty

Just a bit whiffy.

Sardines

Three slate battleships

four rickety wotsits

and fishfingers done to a turn:

one generous poached hen’s egg,

a glass of porter,

three enchilladas,

a slender slice of cantaloupe

james hold the ladder steady

lie through your sugary teeth

and that’ll do for now

we have the weather

Give me Eyes

If you can not

Sea me scooting

Making funk

Example

This

…put  on a perfect hat

Blow it up

Real good

Shsshh…

Slide trombome

 

 

 

 

Billy the Goat

I ain’t got no right

To sing the blues

I’m not black

Or in no way proud

No Bessie Smith

Or Robeson

Still I got them

Coz of two flaps

A brain and blood

Various writhing sinew

Not to mention

Emotions

Legumes

Saul went blue in the face repeating:

‘Stick it right, and I mean right

Up your sad fucking ass’

These words saddened me

As I considered

The horror of vegetables