Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: Poetry

Paddy’s Lament

SEPTIK

It is Ash Wednesday
It is snowing.
Three-thirty
Snow soon to sleet, to rain
seashells at night…
inert again, atrophy,
a choir noise,
upstair faffing footfall,
drone of bedpump, and
fuzzy tinnitus:
Otherwise silence.
Whoops! A fridge hums
No smell, nascent headcold.
Mars Bar sticky chocky moustache and underlip beard, licky and sticky, a bit icky.
Septik light of failing da

Anthracite Pebbles

Anthracite Pebbles.

Anthracite Pebbles

Friday, February 15, 2013

08:19

Touched by a film of frost, the chill cascades

Waspishly from the fanlight that squirts

Little nips of morning, bikini weather.

Motor neuronal city of women

Fret more about how they look than fish do.

Pastel shy-blue, sky-blue exacts beige cloud

Twenty eight thousand miles out there, just now

A space boulder passed over my shoulder

Like one care.

 

 

Bye-bye, Benny!

A cinderella stamp of Lundy (a virtual state)....

Byrdland

At Banbury Cross or nearby toward Brum

Two wagons, four minstrels and two horses come

But by civil war they, and their followers,

The birds, are waylaid by some hollerers

The media arrive in their legions too,

The birds smelling danger away off flew

But returned with yarn and other things,

Flax, and hemp, bandages and strings

Their cohorts tethered themselves to the wagons

But the horses were obstinate and put a stop on

Until a Mina bird popped out and proudly stated

These people, while of your genes and shape

Have no more want of you; they are full of greed and hate.

And so foolish it would be to stubborn stay

Sure, they eat horses processed don’t they?

In flight the birds on their underlings shat

The hoodie, chav, toff, and coppers hat

As Aeolus changed his tack and the west wind

The humans gave up on all human kind

Blew then toward Lundy and immunity

A clouded-cuckoo-land community.

The fleeing wanderers came to quickly know

They would change into the family Crow.

So, with all the morphing and trysting sorted

Bands was from each rocky were exhorted

Then came the birdland celebration day

Love was therein joined, and sorrow cast away

Gormlessgast

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Lunchtime drifts. I am traquil, good music and the sound of white toast getting buttered. I must try the fivelights Chod thing after food and see if a mackerel pops out the top of my head: stargazer. Bowls of salad waved before me and taken away, minxes and temptresses in flip-flops. Friday afternoon, all washed up and nowhere to go. Good grubuffetoes! Tommytoes, avacatoes, fete, smoked macktoes, cold one side toasted toastoes…a repast worthy of a repast. Sun! Fatballs very popular with the chorus, no truck ad with contradictions, ducks! Contraductions, dicks! Jamming, jamming, jammin’…

…Closer to the nature, aloe Vera etc. just gone three afternoons: Dormancy. A sorb of zaps, velvet undergarments; teal-tinctured tonsils, turpitude, slumped like a Regent in a piping-bag of porphyry. Pimply, snorting Botox to smoothen the wrinkled inner nostrils that run in the family Goosebumpty, at three-forty-five, Malice, a forethought had. A rude awakening: he had not sneezed all day.

‘Milgram!’ he bellowed, ‘the catnip: Now!’

Cringing, worthless Milgram twigged his way through the door.

‘Sir?’ he moaned.

‘Sneezetime. Hurry up’

‘Sir’ Milgram hurried a yard or two, then, out of earshot, resumed his natural slink.

Shaken & Stirred

Shaken & Stirred.

…join the army if you fail.

…join the army if you fail..

…join the army if you fail.

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Pompeach Med crunched the Iceberg with zest and picked the morsels of snow cameleopard with a spear. The day finished perfect with a bungy jump down the Whopper crevasse. There is something about flying krill that you cannot put your finger on.

The Sax of Joy

The Sax of Joy.

The World of Sport

The World of Sport.