Tellytubbies
Got some catch up zeds
Seven up democracy
Come in number eight
Televised debate
Repulsive viewing
Buy none get none free
Grimbeau
Scroodles
Category: Poetry
October 19, 2016
Job
Wanted: serial blogger for crimes against humanity salary negotiable inflexible hours
October 19, 2016
Blue Jardin
blemish: purple splodge,
cause unknown to mandarin
dog beneath the skin
symptomatic of neglect
dissipated leaping flea
garden full of flying things
nestle & slaughter
blue velveteen bumblebee
considerable lace
jive dancing bean sticks
dive bomber cuckoos
incidental butterly
October 19, 2016
id
International Idiot’s Day
Featuring: drooling jerking
ranting frenzy confusion
doss dyspepsia
Is it all really in the wiring?
Nurture or nature?
Not that hoary old chestnut
October 18, 2016
GBH
i love Great Britain
in my thought dreams i see it
Hanging on a wall
October 18, 2016
Turpitude
I shall have a…(thinks) coffee and
test the fortitude
of my hindlegs and beads.
Last night I drank two
bottles of white paraffin
before wild clamour started.
(Some people have no
sense of humour.)
I am ( as you may have noticed)
not like one of them
October 18, 2016
The Ganger’s Shout
Hard working people
Trying hard to make ends meet
Sleep in uniform
Between one and zero hours
One eye open
One ear cocked
Hanging on the Ganger’s Shout
October 18, 2016
Shazam!
Zoom
fires cleanse nasal hair
Slowmo airplane sycamore
Raindrop on nipple
Kiss bite temptation
Translucent cheesecloth
Footfall on gravel
Pond surface cacophony
Shameless faux foragers
Blissful soft focus
Zoom
October 17, 2016
The Fluster
sunflower rainbow
deluge – scarce ten minutes one
autumn after cheese
© October 2016
October 17, 2016
Q&A
Lord Bolivia of Oyster Bars,
a catcher on the fly—
Sounds an egregious cove
to my mind, will I be
surprised by His colour?
His timbre? His thunder?
He scowls well in fluent Spanish.
Oooh-get you sailor, he once
queened—sibyllated in
purest Catalan
Hissy gayphobes are
so passé dontya find?
…It transpired his great aunt
Beryl did a trick or
Two for the Old King to boot.
A sheer bloody fluke, then?
Really must get cerebral…
Be less Catatonian
Prohibitive, yeah?
Is that what you’re getting at?
Indubitably
Grimbeau 