Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: Journal

In Praise of Old Tom Crapper

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Watch the gooks

on Pmq’s

and have pity

for the loos..

 

Paulus the Gonk

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Gonks: remember them?

stuffed baize effigies, hand size

Felted arms, legs, hands

Little humpty-dumpties

 

Head on the body

Jumper pulled over head

Secret policemen

Cook’s Wisty Armageddon

 

Cheap mister-mannish

dolls born in an oil crisis;

industrial strife

times when lights went off at ten

 

Mine was called Paulus,

A little gnome who welcomed

You to his home in

Densest Pogle’s Wood

 

It disintegrated

After various drubbings

in the old twin tub

with a sadistic streak

 

Gonks became old hat

Space Hoppers were the next fad

Never had one, still drives me mad.

 

Snowdrops

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Four walls

do not a prison

make,

nor iron

bars a cage

there’s other

stuff

as well

Drawbacks of Cartesian Dualism #1: The Hatstand Syndrome

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Each night after

Unscrewing your head

And resting it down

on your surrealistic Pillow

Make a vow

To replace it

On your neck

Before you

Get up

Spooks

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Autopilot showed

outrageous overnight stats

800 hits

Candescence

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When

everything

is said

& done

then what?

Eh!

The Currency of Fibbing

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Obscure

slipped by

Oblivion

 

Sly old fox

Getting away

With it again.

 

All those lies

We get away

With.

 

where do they

end up?

 

Green lies will

Bio-degrade, I suppose.

 

White ones are

Good lies so

That’s okay.

 

Others just litter

And soil the place

 

Some really hurt,

Like bee stings

And bashings

 

And Truths

 

 

 

 

 

 

She Dog Night

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One o’clock post-kip

Alarm!

Instigates

a comedy of coffee;

a droop-eyed facile post;

a headful of Cape Cod radio snow,

and then the dogs, the raucous curs,

yelping all night long, warning off,

repelling stalking predators, slumber,

stray sleep-walking creditors.

 

Then some sleep,

but just itchy, tetchy bits and pieces, tosses and turns.

And the waiting. The waiting for the barks to resume.

 

Now comes the

car doors, the revving of early birds

off to the Smoke to do the night thing.

Obey.

…changed into a pair of deckchairs &

a faded purple clout having toed the line

between night & day, summoned (you guessed)

by dogs.

 

A stumbling, humbling, grumbling

shower at glumrise,

 

heavy lead heavens above –

the best place for heavens,

I find.

On the Whole

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Baal

elephant boy

 

the lord is

my shepherd:

i shall not

budge

 

Flight of Fancy#56

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To thine

own self be

shrew, blue, new, yew, few,

crew, glue, true, Sioux, flu, two…

anything you fancy

Really