Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: Prose poem

Prandial Snooze

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Our Zero is back.

Huzzah, huzzah…

 

Back triumphantly from Nodl,

festooned with laurels,

plaudits,

smelling of spring fresh mint and lavender thongs.

– Have a cigar!

– Thunk yew muchly…

 

Don’t tow:

Shell.

Wish like new comer: wash like an old comer

…say lurvee, say lurgair.

Life’s so unfair.

Weeps lots.

 

 

Drugstime;

coffee two.

Get down, hep kat!

Pickled pumpkin head in a Pipkin!

Whatever will they think of nexty next…

jugged hair, lungs tongues in arsenic, potted wimp?

 

 

Penknife

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Russian guy stabbed dead

When he said

That prose had

Superiority

Over poetry

Family Resemblance

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Seven brothers owned

seven separate farms:

while related,

they found themselves in quite

different fields

 

Oooh

The sitting room

DO.

wee

bark

DI

 

trash bin day dark

old metal pan sky,

scoured by grey blue sick traffic

air, hanging like a cowl or shroud.

 

Sky waits wind

to blow another shoulder

of squalor.

 

Dream: got up and walked away from

the dingy flint wall office;

going quicker,

just missing walls on corners.

I realize

I

am on a bicycle.

 

At the main road,

tourists wave from cars and campers.

I watch a couple getting horny

in the sitting room of the guest house,

I cycle in disturbing seated groups.

A small woman with tight knit jet black hair staggers backwards and falls

back

on a carpet upholstered settee laughing excitedly.

 

Roaming about,

people read papers.

We speak of what they are studying.

They drift off and out.

A

group are gardening for their board & lodging, pulling up shrubs and bushes.

 

 

Life in a Oncetime

First Utterance

‘Looky-lookky round, ya’ll!’

another bad utterance,

‘The centre ground…’ the voice said.

‘…but the centre is missing’

said a Talking Head.

Shake, Rattle & Roll

My boy...

Milk & (so much) More mail me:

‘Grimmy, beat the heat with a summery shake!’

Little do they know; out of the mouths of babes and

Sucklings.

Chucklings all round, paroxysms

Epileptic fits

Now,

That’s a bone-fide

Summary shake.

 

Faffing

English: Coxal bone

Showered thoroughly,  racket of motors and gardeners ergo

no P&Q – which should be minded at all times. Pills taken

after scotch egg and salad. Sit outside in the din? Coffee & Fag first,

Friday afternoon slope off early. Bone piece on Hacek okay,

Strike Magazine – check it out, maybe subscribe. Need something

softer under my bare arse. Where was I? Coffee and fag.

Sleeping Fish

Crucian carp (Carassius carassius)

There are yellowfish

crying out

for a poach.

We approach seven.

It is evening:

drinks on the patio,

freewheeling banter, laughs , and snacks.

Tapas lovingly prepared.

The lugubrious air

memories of summers past.

Dreamtime in a word.

The smoked haddock will stop yelling soon.

Green or black olives, Daphne?

Are they pitted?

By my fair hand.

You are the one, aren’t you…What’s that sound?

Fish snoring.

Tee-hee-hee…

Road to Tad

English: Water tower at Piltown This water tow...

Tarmac patch water tower

wood stump clearing dip

and two

little double roundabouts,

flat binocular

white nipples

sullied by tyre smear,

skids, and fast

turning people

rushing to the bomb

plant past gypsy site,

through wood and common bends

and twists and dents

to the Falcon’s nest…

Mornlight Drive

"Solitude" by W B Leader circa 1890

A blind, dead driver

in front

slows and

indicates all options

before a left at the lights opposite

a set sun of cheap stuff

and loss leaders

that call the believers

and sinners to shop.