Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: Prose poem

Square Tonsure

Volvulus mesenterialis Roentgen

Ineffable moments of bugbites:

nostalgia

Nettles and Dock leaves

Discarded cheap bleach bottles

No Orchids

A paper robe

Roentgen and Kropotkin

Dance in yellow fields

Of Rapeseed

And bananas

This little piggy went…

Monday, Monday...

Half-eight and getting dark,

night falls over,

gives up the day,

and slumps,

snoring till tomorrow morning, when it wakes

frozen and dank

in a ditch

called Monday.

If summer comes, what shall we be?

Drunken loons cavorting in the cups of memory:

escapees, refugees, and philanderers, rusting in the sun,

never sleeping,

corroding in the night,

spongers in the morning’s dew:

mist as a vat.

Or, just the moiety of a tanner,

half a sixpence,

belted and braced,

suited and booted.

All dressed up

nowhere to go.

ASBOTOXIN!

Honky-Tonk-Man

Anyfingoze:

honky-tonk Joanna,

purple pile alto…

Brute guster out on the Prairie Chook,

crimson tulip sunglimpsing behind wild rose

and gooseberry bushes.

Shag and Puffin simper,

Whirled without world thru the World,

harmless & homeless.

Mayfair millionaires fester in lambsmilk.

Moustaches buckle in the Martian breezes.

Megaratsingers flip baked  beans in the crystal nightsun.

Weeds walk

and

troops Foxtrot on the lake:

Hunger is an energy.

 

Elephant Horn & Rhino Dust

Elephant Horn & Rhino Dust.

Horse Feathers Forest

Horse Feathers Forest.

Horse Feathers Forest

Nightingale

Run out of town by a bunch of shit traders who wanted my ass for burgers. Now I  crouch, beaten up bad with a missing hoof iron; skulking on the edge of a forest. East of Eden and West of Wedlock, pretty much nowhere. We had to pull up at the cross because I went lame and the wheels went wonky after the chase.

Lucky to be alive?

Well, no-one in their right mind knows, do they? Pass me an analyst: I’m a hungry horse! Gestalt and fries, run it through the jungle, motherfuckers.

Love is lord of all!

So says that poncey little Nightingale posing on my snout making snidies about my long nose, having a laugh at my expense. Snap! Missed him, little punk! These parasitic bastards only hang around to eat my bugs and look pastoral. Stick the picture on a box of smarmy chocks, get obese, and be a celebrity.

Nothing to do in the evening, see nobody apart from the devil and go nowhere but bed. This is no life for a big horse. Why did they not just finish me off when they had the chance? Well, I’ll tell you why – they do not have the fucking guts. Can’t risk losing face, being found out, taking responsibility? You are one of them, insecurity in numbers, fucking lemmings the lot of you.

Fuck, I’m crying. Big boulders hit the forest floor and make great lakes where small things can  thrive. The Crow Fascisti perform mourning manoeuvres. Dreamt last that some chestnut filly wanted my foals, no face: even my head is taking the piss! I’m out of here.

Piss off owl – twat! No ostrich, I do not want a fucking Pontefract cake. And you idlers in the canopy can shut your holes and take a powder. I’m thirsty.

Lidl Idlyll

Lidl Idlyll.

It…

Loner chocolate chip cookie on wood-grain surface.

Then

breaks clear, steady indigo day,

one star awake in the west, cautious

action on the horizon;

nerve

ends flapping on the wind, nerve ends

like underwater shrubbery,

waving and posturing,

sometimes

leeward bowing; sometimes starboard:

a massed rank of constant certainty.

I claim the right to dream in words.

Yesterday

afternoon I ate two

chocolate chip cookies,

the straws that broke the camel’s belly,

and now everything is blubber

& stool.

Muggletonian Homesick Blues

Fillet (PSF)

I have thought more quickly than I can write;

milk monitors;

good brandy & fillet steak;

gargantuan thirst;

the English;

nonsense;

the death of the left;

rain & clutter;

sign on you crazy Diamond;

suffer any wrong that is done to you rather than come here;

the state is an unnecessary evil;

the phones do not work.

The Enema Within

The Enema Within.