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Category: writing

Moby!

 

A defecating sperm whale off the coast of Sri Lanka.

‘Moby ducked & Just

wrote the time down in time

when all of a sudden:

Lo!

thar she blows…”

rang out from above.

Spout hole

fluke splash

sink hole –

portentous omens souls gripped

in awesome jawdrop horrors

of the deep

snide sarcastic seas…’

eight bells alarum

wardrobe beats foaming pints of ale

down the old pub dancing hornpipes

Call me Junkmail,

San Pandemonium,

Tizzmania

former Devil’s Islander

sporting mucho kidney

Savonarola casserole

burnt at the stake before the

rain put out the Bonfire

of Profanities

Just  his fucking shitty luck

Suspect Footwear

A view of the intersection at 5th Avenue and 42nd Street

You only need to

watch what

you’re doing

when you

risk the

chance

of

a

F

a

l

l

A Work of No Literary Merit

HST

Five hundred before

legendary lost lunchtime

Torrential London

buses, easy similes,

heavy workload for

eternal editors,

that which is permanently

out to luncheon,

wield escutcheon spoon

limply with panache

seas contain plenty fishes

most worth throwing back

The Show Must Go Up

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Quick!

Purple cataracts

unleash cascading torrents

ideas in flood

come engulf magic moments

barmy tsunamis

overwhelm porous

herbaceous borders

consumptive easter bunnies

obliterated cobwebs

open microphones freeform

festival bonfire of profanities

foreswear allegiance to fuck all

available on offer

down the supermarket

not worth lifting but for…

Spuds.

Snooze Cruise

Shit-bunny

Assume a foetal

Pose of Indisposition

Act dumb

&

Suck thumb

Perambulate your inner

Advertising agencies

Duped

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diluted liquid fear

shy retiring acts of violence

child neglected architects

fabulise rustic cities

serial killer

chainsaw milk vandals

forging lawless frontiers from

farflung sporren lands

they can only kill

you once you can kill yourself

one day at a time

~

too cold to go out

eleven freezes over

bad for tight muscles

limber up indoors instead

slow motion vowel movements

~

Sporting clownish garb

Long legged daddy long legs

spatula juggler

feelgood factory engines

churning waffler in motion

time soars slow below

foundling in feather bucket

crow ravaged thorax

doctor who goes noncing there

on fabulous adventures

british broadcasting

corporate porkies

Mia Culpa’s bigger than Yours

220px-Matisse-Luxe

took the morning air

never gave it back again

blueberry muffin

lead me into temptation

teapots lurk in big red chairs

piss call in the night

closet biscuit television

caught out red handed

insecurity blankets

from evil protect

A Town called Snoise

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(To

be

Read

to an

Occasional

Musicalicola

Accompimento)

Prelude to a Thrush

~

Ent

Re

Preneur

~

a

Miracle of Commerce

whistling

down the wind while willing

down the wisps,

the whoosh of whiplash,

welting warping whirling windlass world…

~

Enter Crude Awakening

~

Town in Texas, Slave?

Thicken the soup

condense research

through

Immersion

Ride that gravy train…

~

Must pooh, must shower

Wrong side of sundown

Pull your pants down

Before you pooh & shower

Oncoming slow train

~

Disembark in Thrall,

Small sleepy Texan town

Much sought soup thickener,

Riding on the gravy train

Immersion in subversion

Mellow fellow travellers

Brushing eachother

Down passing by

On a slopy afternoon

Hip-Hop

legging

Wobbly pins today

Whacked out all night wall walker

Putting on sea legs

Walk like an Egyptian

Provides chronic ironic

Cerebral mantra

lends rhymer rhythm

on icy towpaths

Simeon Says…

 

Yawn

still no lamb cutlets

forty days and nights of this

is taking the piss

you must have faith or you fall

another five minutes they say