Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: writing

The Gasman Cometh

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Float the waves option

Name your own tsunami

Own your own ocean

Watch your private tide come in

Hire your favourite squall…

Tyke Air investments

Leaders in diversity

Exclusively posits its

Guaranteed lifelong benefits

for you and yours till

all the seas run dry

negative interest rates

writing spoof ads while

waiting for the phone to ring,

the door to knock,

a hot midday meal?

Why not carve yourself a walking stick?

This multipurpose

self-help tool is a must for the inept walker.

Where are you going today?

You asked a mantelpiece

Same old silent, vacant gaze into empty space.

Braindeath,

You infer.

No.

Beads of Restoration

 

 

 

 

 

 

Radio Gaga

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Premeditated

spontaneity sucks

go put on some socks

screws confiscate legal highs

sex mad drug addicts riot

Greece is a warehouse for souls

Nobody knows what

to do at the BBC

Why not sack Tony Blackburn?

They already did!

Elan Vital

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Let’s get out and play…

on a clear moonless day

or on a bright sunny night

something somewhere shines

brighter than a button can

clearer than a sparkling twig

the world service drowns

most of it out unless

it shuts itself down

after seven hours

Let’s go out and play…

now the grown ups have left home

to earn a living

extracting sunshine essence

from cucumber sandwiches

making love not war

proving change is good as rest

living someone’s dream

always willing to oblige

social working your widow

 

careless ears cost walls

old-time-radio_0

 


Country sized varmints

Colonize America

Always keep your eyes peeled

Maintain a state of

Perpetual vigilance

The van is at the door

Hidden horrors everyday

We could be heroes

If they ever awarded

A Nobel Prize for Nattering

They’d be spoilt for choice

Send them to Coventry

To mull it over quiet

Holiday Inn

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Rigged racket ran

amorphous hotel chains

paints ugly pictures

sunsets horses sort of stuff

half awake domestic pets

daffodils called Ben

The roof over this head

coated in hard frost.

Today another

Baximan strikes at nine armed

with bank details paying up for

peace of mind.

Protection shower day-

will it be obeyed?

Reading back reveals nothing.

Stop staring at me

The Golden Age of Vapour

Sue, Grabbit, & Run

searching for lost vape

Vaseline Machine Gun – Lee

Kotke plays some okey-cokey

gets me up whirly giggly

sitting on my vape.

Canned Heat play some Live Music.

Left the door open

better go and shut it.

In heaven nothing ever

happens just like this place

sucking on my vape

Potty Training

Pin

Tardy rotten leaves

garden consitutional

charting slow decay

post daily nano snippets

cut up & pasted clippings

after all these years

be careful what you wish for

you know where you live

never leave the building

just sit there all day and night

being a writer

 

Winkle Brown

biggles

pause for thought police

live your life like winkle brown

as free as a bird

can be in an aviary

clip your fungal eyebrows

stop seeking shortcuts

convenient apps

bend no gas street lamps

your eternal gift

speedo

a book of hours

made up of poems sent you

on the hour every

hour through night and day

for as long as forever is

your eternal gift

divine water bath

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