Shnout
Pink slate Pentecost
Meeting on Friday breakfast
Computer mordant
Housing frenzy in the way
Shite shite weather change bed fish
Grimbeau
Scroodles
Category: writing
November 22, 2015
Wee Timorous Beastie
Small dollop of lentil stew…
Cringeful Pentagon
Enter Dr Strangelove
The middle east is
A big bunker full
Of oil and Arabs
November 20, 2015
White Rasta
Dog dug dinna
Ickle bit thinna
Sickle cell skinna
Poverty
Rich got fatta
You don’t matta
pitta pitta patta
Poverty
Carry on screamin
Dreamin got schemin
stuck pig squealin
Poverty
November 20, 2015
Suddenly Last Summer
Like the Bugler said:
‘In this crazy mixed up world
you are only as
good as
your last post.’
November 20, 2015
Lert
Walk behind people
Contemplate unique movements
Become a stalker
Use your five & country sense
Beware of shadow stepping
avoid detection
maintain total vigilance
most of all
always be Alert
your country needs you
November 20, 2015
Day of the Hedgehog
On a number one
Clinkers glow after riddling
Cheer up buttercup
Quadruple Eumonia
Ugly dreams cuckold wrecked bed
November 18, 2015
Belfast Sink
I smoked some grave ass
Damaged the thick glass
Of my cartoon eye lash
So did Gunter Grass
He was good, dontya thinks?
knifing slivery eelsguts
in a Kitchen Sink
November 18, 2015
Crap Ideas
‘Vacation…’
Plop!
Now
there’s
a
funny
word…
November 17, 2015
A Season in Hell
Your Pleistocene
crockery
Claggy bowls of crap snacks
Shadow musk
statuettes
Sticky yuck tissue goober
Fetch tabloid and
The world’s your only
Oyster flannel wipe
Grimbeau 