Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: writing

Toad

Under succulents,

through ripe soft sandstone squashes,

time wasting legumes,

warm dank hideaways,

copious, lush, dreek dark continents,

sluggish snail worlds,

violet leaf mould,

cloying noxious squelchy mulch,

luscious juicy plump larvae,

lush munchable delicacies,

scrummy fat spiders,

plump drugged bugs,

Toad completes his morning round

and

sated  on his stool throne,

his vicious tongue primed for purpose,

idly oozing unctuous

obnoxious gunge,

vile putrefaction,

puffing on a dead pope’s pipe,

already rubbed

attends to his correspondence

The Grapes’ Revenge

You know full well you

end up with piles if you force it

imbibe castor oil

wait for it to work

go where the spirit moves you

offload your worry and woe

clean up after you

& flush with success

Self, self, self…

I’m

Waiting for my lunch

I’m

Waiting for my lunch

Went in the kitchen

At twelve of five

Marinade the fish

Chopped up the chives

Like Lilian Gish

I’m

Waiting for my lunch

Move it on!

Air Raid

That was a big one!

Said the lungfish to the lung

twitching on the floor

no word of a lie…

Twelph-thurty summat

Finds Us

Rocking away on various

Salad leaves, rocket, chive, spindle,

giant salmon tickled pink

Small Jonah Codd,

and a good shurp of

Dial-a-Lie-Schmoliticks.

Sure

The Brother will sort it out,

I’m as sure as eggs is eggs.

Time for wine & shut windows.

The airing of the stench is done.

Were you made aware

Stale air oxidises in mist?

Much like cobwebs &

everything else that springs

to mind at this wild juncture

Bark

On an airplane

Jefferson

craving Somebody to Love

Unilaterally

Declared Independence

& filed for divorce

Citing licentiousness

Marty Balin & Grace Slick

Took purple berries

Before disembarkation

Pop

The missing fusilier

Found in barrel metal

Forensic analysis

reveals went by the name of

Dudley Ballistic

Gloomsday

Night never rose today

Seal grey fog stayed leaden stable.

No substance makes no shadow.

Dank medieval fenland

Hereward awoke querulous

looked out and went back to bed.

All was wail and screech in the marsh,

water-coloured pitch dispersed

left smudges on  green mantles

invisible coded inkstains

lit by enfeebled

disconsolate torch fires

floodlit groaning Ely

hill fort candlemas

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Dangling Dan

Obese prose gets up my nose.

Tired mired strife.

Ilex waxes lyrical.

Auric mistletoe glisters.

Golden branches hang heavy

sporting strange distended fruit.

The crooked bishop dangles.

A burdensome encumbrance

takes his final bough

eleven aside

opaque gelid mist

dead souls stumble homeward bound

old grey thistle vest