Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: writing

Achilles Last Round

Stumbled into the bar

Managed to keep my balance

What am I doing?

In drunken mirrors

Familiar drunken face

Absurdly jowled fat dead eyes

Arms flailing at a nearly chair

A fall and chuckle

Room spinning heart emptied

Brief sheer fucking bliss

Then no more till tomorrow

Horsenose O’Toole

Deep in my cups

Early this morning

Singing along with

the blue suede news

I experienced a

mind blowing feeling

That I was more like

Philip Larkin than Ted Hughes

Lung

 

 

 

2171239d1bd4963e1b017132aea2c013observe this shadow,

up there before me,

chasing my shadow,

shadow chase me,

hide me a shadow,

inside a shadow,

shadow in me

Oriflamme

Somedays…

YouknowhatImean?

It just do not feel right

Do it?

There aint no available

Groove convenient

Gladiolus

*

No!

It just will not do at all

Microwaved spaghetti balls

This carpet smells of nose

God Almighty! Rose

Has run off with the

Thermidore times

Whirl-Din-Onion

I am of

bombed attained:

brained.

Still

Yet tranquil in

~

an ‘ised’ sense.

Spilt some juice &

cooked the goose

as it screamed ‘Truce!’

~

I twisted harder on its slippery neck

and sliming ugly yellow duckbill snout.

~

Time passes water hole,

drains away in abyss,

glockal grockles gobble,

a sprinkbok eats a puma,

a dragon eats a lion,

a cockerel eats a wallaby.

~

Surrealistic zoo of garish glib product placement,

slick as a pornographic fuck,

a rolling ruck of muck vapid fuckology.

~

My twisted mind contorts,

evaporates zilch and halitosis.

The game’s still on,

Go have a gander at the score.

Something one to something four.

A Sunday Afternoon.

About Oktober Snow

Cooked thick smoked bacon

and garlic mushrooms

on a rusted griddle

with just the one scallion,

(the others have prior

set engagements with capered salmon),

it was taken dry but tasty,

(a dollop of crème fresh perhaps?)

Although it must be said,

when crunched and mouthed

it oozed out buttered garlic wonders

~

After this bombshell of succulent luxus

I callously shaved

and swept up the detritus

on the soiled titanium floor.

Some Rugby came on,

then the sun came out.

A crow happened in

and we talked at length

about Oktober Snow

When Trident Yawns

Tooth-Hurtyish,

twinkling casually on

the blackened ovaries:

bleck and wite unite

and fight in equaliser dreams;

might have beens, should have beens,

mass in your strangulated,

nutritionless mind,

in your dreams like somewhere safe,

nuzzling down,

cuddling up in green mossy pot,

snug as a bug in a rug.

Crunchtime Brunchtime

From Our Home Correspondent.

Cherooted to the spot,

overshadowed

by some tree made giant

by Oktober suns low chariot,

this crisp Oktober noontime hour

in frosted sharp clear air.

*

Gentlemen wash & change,

Do not shave till sundown,

The flavour of the day –

crude coarse heretical cripple.

And if it’s out its wrap up warm,

three thick layers, thick socks,

smart black gloves and torn bandana.

To go where, where to go?

Just out. That’s all. Just Out.

*

Come, task me a challenge,

throw down a gauntlet

& I’ll throw my old

straw hat in the ring,

& should I fail I’ll

eat the bugger up,

and if I don’t you will

The game’s afoot.

The Big One

I jumped

I’m jumping

Apple scrumping

Four foot something

Eight foot tree

Climb up

I’m climbing

Grappling panting

Grab that big one

It fell

I’m falling

In hot pursuit

Forbidden fruit

Parachute

Ed

Once upon a time

there were no happy endings

so we made some up