Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: writing

Green Man Blues

Bad dreams of loss woke me at five-thirty

alone at the end of the path in the forest.

It is a loud, bright, busy morning.

A fresh black sky is barely visible

above the lowering, voracious honeysuckle,

the rutted track vanishes in turgid blue grass

and crass knotted gargoyle root overwhelms the rest.

I can neither go back nor forward.

I have no machete, no will, no sense.

A dog appears, wags politely, squeezes out through the forest gate.

I dry cry, picturing my contorted face

And bowed in shame  pour coffee from the grenade.

Soon I will climb up the hawser to the treehouse

and bathe my tongue in the putrid raging waterfall.

There are always rough towels to hand

Balls

five wrinkly old balls

i threw into the grinning air’s

odd attachments

(quite some minutes later…)

no!

the have not re-appeared!

well, fancy that,

are you confused!

no!

just a little bemused

as i am attached to them.

now,

there’s a conundrum…

Barge Ride

dense deep seeps weeps peeps…

too early to depart

bright black blood chandelier

crimson prism noon

Bruges’s concubines sallow hush

*

steep stench slime canal wall

struth exploded off the pitch

like cannonballs on mustard

Skidding townwards audible

the gliding ghosts’ dementias

Snap

Kodak caught the moment

Look! Say Cheese! Ugly

Your embarrassing neck

You now too can see

Appear in future times

Like Dr Who or Theda Bara

All it takes is

A blink of an eye

Like a pinprick second

Then magically

Scientifically

All the world is yours…

Birthdays, funerals, candles

Immortalised forever wrong

Stuck in sticky dust envelopes

Marked: ‘Audrey, what a treasure!

May, nineteen-seventy two.’

That was it, was it?

Hard Slog

Budgets and Ashes rubbers

come round  quick these days.

Sun forbidden admission

The day does not drag

I do

Baltic wind gets up.

Cloud begets acute ennui

Nothing happening

possible day of the dead

I muse

Prime minister answers

Primed choristers’ questions

Seagulls analyse cricket

Amygdala biodegrades

to gunge

 

 

 

 

Sometimes

nearing six eventime

tide stern sideways sloping sweep

 I left loll my head

earwax bright side hope incline

‘…today promises general

multitudinous weather’

Thank God for that! I exhale

dreaming perfect Idahos

A Pescatorial Diversion

The Burbot, indeed!

Whole lotta lota-lota

eelpout mariah

barbled freshwater lawyer

crepuscular gadiform

Doodle Bug

Quiet…yes, quiet,

unhassled, mild, easy.

This worries me.

I am not used to it…

something must be, or about to go, ape…

No! just mope a trope,

enervation sounds robust.

Tales of village cricket fests, the Archers,

something dreadful called the Afternoon Play,

*

A mock enlightenment shower,

the greasing of leprous skin

in beeswax and napalm

(biodegraded shaving cream).

*

The interminable William’s sisters:

say no more – please!

Now, the ‘ex’ pretending

all is well in still waters.

*

Told you it was too quiet.

Let’s get pissed to the tennis.

My name is Andy Murray

and my money is on Greece.

Well, yes…och aye the noo!

smash

So and how so-so

Softly proceeds dawn’s

Gossamer thin sleek sable void

Chortling, disturbing awaiting appetites

The bashful sound of dull annoyance

The trebled tones of crass arrogance

Rehearse a merry tune, whistle

Aged old, traditional mad

Dogged malfeasance.

Resistant to doldrum’s

dreaded drudge routine’s

serving dense demanding dross

 

 

 

Quilted

Midnight

all alone in the moonlight

Plays on my mind like hell

In the late afternoon

Doors open and close

The summer wind’s got up

After a well ernt lie-in

Today