Blatheritis
Freudian Tourette
offends fellow travellers
with slap of the tongue
Grimbeau
Scroodles
Category: writing
March 5, 2015
The Myth of Chatwork
a proverb
shared
is a
proverb
halved
March 4, 2015
Naff Reunion
All near misses
Bashful kisses
Meet the missus
How’s your father?
Have a lager
Enchilada
Mexicana?
Tijuana
Marijuana?
How’s your karma
Panorama
Rusticana
Croft on Orkney
Me and Daphne
Up a gum tree
Sad conclusion
Dead illusion
Dissolution
March 3, 2015
Poll of Polls
When people get asked
how they want
to be governed
they say nothing
or better:
true
democracy
March 3, 2015
Yellow Travellers
soft cops & hard cops
find it best to turn blind eyes
to ‘difficult girls’
curiously uncurious
hobnob case conferences
March 3, 2015
Big Bad Wolves
Climate of fear
reign of terror
who can you trust?
No one
Never
March 3, 2015
Faulk
all that water
under the bridge
avoiding
the swim
you cannot
bathe in
the same river
once
March 3, 2015
Gumption
When the sun
overclouds
cold scurries up my leg.
All that hoary glory –
sadly, I was right!
This is going nowhere slow.
So slow it runs backwards
rewind hollow tat
anti-clock
wisely
bona fide
enemy of the state
Yes, gumption is a problem
They are building siege towers
Am I worthy cannon fodder?
The petrified squirrel says no
Women know when you
let go the ghost
coz you stink
she shouts
in bronze mask
March 2, 2015
The Daily Terror
Headlines:
Mock hubristic parvenu
eats humble pie elevenses.
Cat shows fur ball disapproval at atrophy.
Elephant chews atmospheric spinach.
Tear stains Willow.
Wheatfield Craze rocks Kuala Lumpur.
Weather: uninterrupted coverage.
Cricket: England draw Water.
Late curfew in Sun City
March 2, 2015
Feed the Head
In the sugar hole
prized out last remaining twix
hopeful of some oomph
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