Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: writing

Rasher Baps

Piet

 

droll nodes

brood

rude

colours:

pastel dragons

come from

melted crayon

puddles

sizzling bacon

takes the air,

makes it purr

like a pillow

we swallow

eating

our words

like gruel

Restful Laters

firefold

 

Stiffening breeze, yew spangle,

Forsythia: magic citrus mirror

Makes sharp shrift

misty sun smiles

like an aged, kind,

two-faced familiar,

clearly warming to its task, aware:

Not long before this hemisphere

is done with for another year.

Clacton Calling

 

 

Sur le Plage, de l’Or

 

Under

the beach

Hidden

Gold

Norman's Bay Starfish

 

 

O’er them  dunes,

Cap’n Mudd!’

 

Says Mrs Hands.

 

…just go left at the war mines,

 right at the shipwreck,

and,

Bob’s yer Uncle

It’s just there

opposite Aldi.’

Put on, or should it be, donned

John’s bonce on the hob.

Brain versus brawn

is a no-brainer.

 

Meanwhile…

after a lean while

Herod buys bonking time,

hides it in his Wish Urn

 

The sheer, brazen

Barbaric

Sauce of the fellow!

 

‘Chopsy prophet.

Salome’s mum

was a right one

too…’

 

 

Folkestone Ferry

grounded

On Golden Beach.

Lemmings swarm

 

Ferreting about.

Dredgers look on.

Dormant

In easy, idle, calm.

 

 

Just waiting

for the

Ebb to Flow

Uphill

Not A Verse

Harvey

This is

not

a poem

 

So do

not

worry

 

Or

read it

 

Instead,

Tear it up

Burn it

 

And

Eat more

Eggs

 

Hobby Horse

hand chat

Head: Hitting midday again,

Drugless and fagless,

my knees unmet. Took a fizzy codeine

about an hour ago and went

back to my bed: Head.

Tuned into

Janacek: Grosz salon folk dances,

berserkers in tuxedos,

dead eyed vamps: Head

Jazz age Thedas, crawling

Astaire way to Paradise,

Fatty Bugattis,

fat butcher’s chops,

Cops in yachts,

lindy bops, listless sops:

Head.

Alimentary, My Dear Emotion

 

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Halfway out

mauve porch

some sun decides

to join the party

bins are emptied

 

rain wet ramp,

hick brick Ha-ha

under tree detritus.

Here

Jackson Pollack

Frolicked once.

 

In the dry, damp dust,

scattered with cinnamon twigs,

silver Simeon stones,

and missionary weeds,

A mandrake sighs.

 

Puke Bag

FRITZ_14

 

Midday

Wafer thin ham, poached eggs,

& toast on the way.

The beeps, the beeps, the beeps…

it is afternoon!

Took a stroll around, saw what gives.

Shoulder pain.

Baked pseuds and garrottes

Accompany

The shrews for luncheon.

PC Plod enjoys his truncheon,

wielding it without compunction,

except of course in Rotherham

where no bugger gives a damn

about reports of

babes and sucklings

You fuck them up

We fuck them off,

Quite puts me off

The Strogonoff

 

Jomblies

Al Boley

Sloth, Banjo, and his wife,

Susannah

Had a nice time in Havana

Six flagons of gin,

made a right din –

came back without

their Pyjama

Arid Shrimp

forests

 

Rolling slow

Tender toed

 

A lukewarm

Gecko prances

 

How heat chipped

Basalt pricks

 

All I want

is shade

 

All I need

is sun.

 

here comes a

fire hydrant

 

worth avoiding.

It rolls past

 

Haplessly

Can’t sea me.

Licking Stone Cell

Licking Stone Cell

We require your desire,

drag your carcass

from the mire.

To get drier, light a fire,

hang up your dripping socks.

Paul de Koch mocks your lot

A little birdie told me.

Flew into a Jealous rage,

At Jimmy Page,

the topmost

riff in rock.