Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: writing

Old Yarn

bone

The

fragmented head surveys itself

quick clips of a factive dream.

The

perspective is from below.

It is indoors.

The

street scene is frugal,

the sky is blue.

The

feeling  is anxious

A pressing engagement.

The

train is soporific,

uncomfortable

The

taxi rank is fresh, niggly,

and jumpy.

The

taxi journey is relief

detachment pause

The Antiques Roadshow

A shock ending.

Scrimmed Femur

The

ending is exhausted, querulous.

Sunlit indifference abounds

Upswooped

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The house wakes,

must back below.

Sleep is far,

a distant realm:

dreams frolic there.

RSPCA

An anti-government protester is engulfed in flames

 

Curiosity killed the cat

they found it in the laundromat

Named it Yasser Arafat

And hung it on the wall

 

The next cat was not interested

In anything but being fed

And hiding fur balls in their bed

So they shot it in the head

And hung it on the wall

 

When we heard the first reports

Of pistol shots we went around

In dead of night without a sound

but everyone was underground

Or hung upon the wall.

 

 

Nonsense on a Wet Afternoon

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Speedwell.

Headache,

Gerund,

a nap till PM, which is now – Holy Cow!

Another Independence Day ends

One man Bob.

 

On the mad ship dodgy gut

It’s a cheap trip to Doolali Tupp

You won’t get far on carrot

And a multigrain bar

 

Roll me a coffee,

pass me a tab,

and a biscuit too,

celebrate the comedy of yesterday,

Groucho, Panto, Kong and Fay Wray

Flatman

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“We have to remember that what we observe is not nature in itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.” – Werner Heisenberg

Sunshine after rain.

One will come soon.

So…Relax, wind down,

Never mind

it was just

The usual let you downs.

Then…Inflate, blow up,

Never mind

it was just

the usual pink suspects:

Six blind elephants from

The Flat Man .

Six is a number for elephants.

Elephants is not a number.

Eleanor Rugby

Dunbarton council wheelchair ramp

She was known to have the wrong name,

(a clerical faux pas committed by Gerald

While eating a falafel after a

Good bollocking from Mrs. Godzilla

for being late in again.)

The corpse lived at No Fixed Abode

as did Wallace Pidgeon

the woman with her real name,

who rented the cellar.

It was all too much for Geraldine,

So, she just rifled the personal effects

for good pickings,

secreted them in the shallow,

nylon pocket of her too tight tunic,

pulled the sheet over the head,

and checked for recent texts.

Events, Dear Boy…Events

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Lunchtime

News about the news:

Observe basking sharks,

lost lopsided lilies,

slumping in the lagoon

pump waters from people’s homes

busy Nessies, little lochs,

tiny monsters of the shallows.

Waterlogged logs sink from sight,

nervous wrecks shiver

in Lazy Bones’ Locker.

No way, Jose!

Smart Alec McMackerel.

Wessex is the wetland of Alba.

Let it drown.

Paint your bum blue.

Join us: Stay dry.

See Soggies flood North in droves.

Border turnpike takes groats only.

Frack Ben Nevis.

Rip off Groatland.

Yawn. Nodding off…

Done in after all the sleep and squatting…

bills, deeds, duties, musts,

cant’s, coulds, shoulds, woulds;

daydawdledoodles.

Doze snooze nap?

And why not?

Afternoon off again…Tut, tut, tut.

Cobalt…

…clear new calm morning

blooms:

bright sky blue, golden glint,

pulsars thrill thawing

laurel leaf and stream.

horsejelly

Fragrance

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Horse whispers,

sees red

bucks,

clears picket fence

scarpers

heels for dust

finds a new

stamping ground.

Seems sound:

Safe and sure

As houses

 

 

 

True Sailing is not Dead

allihies

Go a good brisk clip

‘Are you the captain, the crewman,

the passenger, the vessel,

the ocean?’

Chance is Lord of All!

Metaphoric…

Metamorphic…

Metarapchik…

Metamonster!

Gorgeous Krakens

and other deep creatures

engulf us

disguised as waves.