Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: writing

Wild, Wild Night

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Crisp white linen sheets

on the hill

cracked and billowed

on the line

Stark wild clouds

flee eastward.

Wry, cow-towing

pines obey the storm

under the window,

under the pink drapes

Whimsy murmurs:

Rowan will Live.

Largesse

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The fruit of my labour

so far today

Sits over in a

Modest plastic bag

Amidst other items,

 

It is well

out-of-the-way,

conveniently

located.

 

‘Shifting Metaphor’ the bag reads,

inscribed

in very gooseberry green above

The

Iconic bitten fruit (an apple?).

 

A wasp draft flicks it,

it tumbles giddily and

comes to rest

On a too full

smudged yellow

pedal bin,

 

I explode

My fruits are strewn

all

over the scintillating,

brick-red non-slip

Linoleum.

 

Howling now

I watch them perish,

wither and vanish,

delight

full tiny

Twinkles

 

Marasmus done

the voided quasars

dance quick,

nimble polkas to dash

the conic lampshade

 

So,

like Orgones

and

reason do –

We Sleep

 

 

 

Anywherewithal

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Demi-stool on Piddle, flushed out, so now bathe

Soily scaly paws. Smite it! By my gum,

perfumed ovoid amber tablet glued to basin shock.

 

Rubbed it long nice & hard by flannel for

blotch and crud scrub of digit, knuckle and palm.

Knuckle and nickel? Puckle the pickle of muckle,

 

Sterling winkles, no bawbees. Groat Scottie!

No wonga, not none. Yaboo-sucks states slimy,

Snide curling chippy poundwinker toffboy.

The Golden Age of Scuba

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Happy is the man who can bear the things he cannot change – Schiller

 

Each time insurgent

Wind surges spank opulent

crimson drapes and naughty

gusts arouse dormant

gooseberries on exposed,

soft wanton thighs all sigh

 

Lush,

chocolate ground juice

breaches ripe knapsacks,

glibly squirting,

soiling deep plush pile rug.

 

On

garish cushions we float maculate:

spoiled flotsam; jetsam of anarchy,

Two headed orphans

scowling quadrophrenes

brazen twisted Sisters scream.

Skinwatch

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Carbuncles, moles, tumescensces,

spots, scar tissue, warts, blackheads, scabs,

bubos, boils, and bruises…the rest is blistery.

Back Seat Driver

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Dare, go on dare, do some work!

Teetering on the brink, uh.

Watching the kitchen sink.

Go on and do some work.

 

But…

there’s the pain, and the weather,

and the tories, and those socks, the dog,

and the…Shut up and do some work.

Moniker Called By…

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Chatting small, enduring twaddle and passing comment on the news,

the wonderful weather, Ents and death trances, and

recent sightings of drunken old muckers puking on poodles

 

Every so often there are smartphone snapshots of  dormant pets,

a dinner dance after a few, a flying saucer over Tesco’s,

the paddling pool in the back garden, and some baby humans.

 

During tales of goings-on in times past, the clock is seen, nattering over.

Down to brass tacks: hoovering, bed-making, tidying, graft, filling in forms.

Today I am torn between Albert Camus or Kermit the Frog: I sign ‘Dean Martin.’

Agony is…

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…real but invisible,

defined but uncertain,

yesterday and tomorrow.

For forever and a day.

The sheer never, never,

Neverendishnessness…

 

…And you, fellow sucker,

And me over here, shallow fucker,

bob about in these

shark-infested waters,

Quints ready for the taking,

Bamboos and rubber Treeplants.

Secret Squirrel

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Some people work

for a living.

I write…

Sometomes.

Prandial Snooze

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Our Zero is back.

Huzzah, huzzah…

 

Back triumphantly from Nodl,

festooned with laurels,

plaudits,

smelling of spring fresh mint and lavender thongs.

– Have a cigar!

– Thunk yew muchly…

 

Don’t tow:

Shell.

Wish like new comer: wash like an old comer

…say lurvee, say lurgair.

Life’s so unfair.

Weeps lots.

 

 

Drugstime;

coffee two.

Get down, hep kat!

Pickled pumpkin head in a Pipkin!

Whatever will they think of nexty next…

jugged hair, lungs tongues in arsenic, potted wimp?