Doggerland
Thick primeval soup,
teeming in Amphibia,
living breathing gloop
Before the flood one could trudge
to Antwerp for ambrosia
Thick primeval soup,
teeming in Amphibia,
living breathing gloop
Before the flood one could trudge
to Antwerp for ambrosia
The clocks go back one
week before to Bleak House.
(Thought the clocks went back last night!
—getting ahead of myself)
The twenty-second was somehow
lodged in my tiny mind.
Was something else meant to happen?
I’ll ask the jolly green giant.
fe-fi-fo-fumble
Today I will be
wearing black trousers on cold legs.
Maybe even a jumper or bearskin mackintosh
should temperatures drop further.
It is cold and colder getting.
Hot stews and warm socks.
A biting scabrous wind pipes.
A sunny afternoon.
I’m staying put for a change.
Watching old telly.
Keeping warm and snug.
I smell the smell of
A nagging cosmic
draft blows through the iron windows.
Read through pre-bender notes—
it went on longer than I
thought, as usual.
Shrapnel on the window sill
Save up your pennies for
one Xmas Funday
Unfed, part-watered, un-run, unsung, half-hearted…
Chili con Carno, baked potato, half-baked bowler-food
Bleak House continues,
nearing its bleak conclusion,
post-traumatic
irresolution
Working on this, the Lord’s Day, I ask you!—
no rest for the Wicker Man
apple crumble
The watching hour starts
with an advertisement
for Specksavers
powder your nostrils, Homunculus
the milkman’s on his way
Down the labial
Post prandial coal hole,
chocca-block with corpal junk,
about to drop off if I’m not careful…
Low hanging fruit ice
double cream Sunday
Never got going today,
perhaps later on—
an after dinner surge.
Heavy lidded since getting up.
Eat, drink, and masticate—
sleep away a day.
Tuna sandwiches for tea
Fatman sings the blues
Too tired to dream tonight
he worshipped the sky
on which she walked
till one day
it caved in
left them floundering
in sky blue
starshell fragments
sharing cold fish pie
trying not to scream
coats of silvery window
turn the heat right down
fling open smutty windows
cobwebs flutter past
before my very eyelashes
loading up the dishwasher
intellectual puzzle
impossible spatula
exceptional Mug
Shake me up, Judy!
Blood strewn leaden legged Custer
Wanders round bemused
Last of the Mohicans
Serenades a Hunter’s Moon
Frank shows up looking rough,
love on the rocks,
house on the line.
I drank white wine, Frank left.
So did i…
Yes, by gum, nearly one o’clockery Greenwich Moan Time, wailing women weep in weeds, broken, nailed up and bleeding miscreants squirm like elvers
Gruff pallbearers of no good tidings wheeze
Gallivanting clover rockery
Loitering near railway sidings, wheeltapping rolling stock, grunting and shunting, mumbling over steaming mugs of creosote
Pottering about in the stoical pottery
licking and deriding Toby Jugs
Thowing pots resembling crockery at passers-by gathered round the glowing brazier, spouting bigotry and salacious tales of crochet mishaps
Awesome albatross gliding crow low
twigs subjected to sable mockery
Blinds drawn by agued oxen of the sun: too lazy to go to bed, grazing unmanicured lawns for toe and nail clippings and chili con carne droppings
Mice to see you to see you mice: three
Horsemen of the Apocalypse: four…
No fictive dreamscape,
just a camera angle,
details are blurred,
sounds incoherent.
Trying too hard to pick it up,
capture it, cage it.
Enjoy the jungle—
and fight it at your peril.
~
The jungle in my
head is too dense to
penetrate today.
I must determine
to acclimatize,
then immerse myselves
Enjoy the jungle—
but fight it at your peril
Had to go to the…
kitchen—what for!
Had a wash while i
was there anyway—
Buggered if i can remember why.
Bloody drain damage playing up again.
~
They’re at it as well
Damned post-Pagan heresies
Hereticking time bombers
Like mad things
All over the shop
Some as young as ninety-three