Grimbeau

Scroodles

Category: writing

Water Hazard

Picnic? In your dream scenes
(caution:flies & spillages);

raging thirst (wonder why not)
Glot to get out of this plaice

(socks, shoes, & some means of transport?)
Forthcoming events – domestic drudgery,
tease skunk in garden, stir molten corned beef porridge…

Acolytes Contemplate cod
and all its meagre trimmings
swim in myrtle oceans deep

Dunnock patrol sweeps
up the lawn prior to snotty
entrance of the Queen of Sheba

Gormless positivity crowds some punters out
Embed Jasper stone in troubled forehead
Brecciated third eye squints

Mineral deficiency remedy
Fizzes in blue silica
Uncle of the bride makes wind

A virtuous thermal is born
Magic lurks in fits and starts
Fragile as dovecote earrings

Pageboys scatter ricicles on tympani
Jerry built for doom and duplicity
loathsome mother superior stalks our every move

Dove henpecks petrified garden gnome
but then it is Wednesday
after all is said: undone

Chin Ups

Ablute! Richard coeur de lyonnaise
Came the resounding holler round Trifels

Couldn’t find the bugger in his imperial dunny
Maybe up on the battlements soaking up some Rays

Frei korpor kulturekampfires burnt to a cinder
Excessive bandits strew the bonefeast

Cough up soon or the despot cops it
Stamped addressed envelope marked ‘Return to Zenda’

Homeland security department
Black hills of Dakota DC 3C

Pack animals rain down from the skylight
Ord Windgate’s up to his old tricks

Be upstairs ready my angel
A deceptive easy code to break

From Our Own Correspondent

Tuesday tunic: middle August, middle Earth…
Golden dawn, drowsy ursine shadows play it doggo

Down In Drongo-Drongoland

Graeco-Roman holds Cricklewood gripped by the wee small ones
History by the shed load made down the bomb farm

Skin needs tender loving care provider
Ratty old ladies don’t pay lip service

Down In Drongo-Drongoland

Acacia tabernacle robbed by yobs to tooth fairy
Radical solitaire Basho getting underway

old leaves turning brown as phenomenal berries
bunch to bear bitter winter fruit

lose the race as eight bells ring
seven got knocked out

Down In Drongo-Drongoland

Twenty-Four Hour Smarty People

Through windows open
Watch Rio Garden City site
Cut a dashing figure—
actual bodily harm
innocent bystander
Sabre toothed tyger startled
By low flying drone
Preserve endangered species
At her majesty’s pleasure
Incarcerated down
The Museum of the Future
Just for posterity you understand
Slurs well with prosperity
Favella lingua franca
Amonynously
Treely & rurally
Also sprach Nuncle Stanley
After a crate of Brown Ale

Musk

Art house debacle closes overnight
Director of deaths & entrances arrives late to the party

Black as samurai over garments rustle like tin foil
Hair tied up in funny chive like bunches fasten with ligature

Very red lip gloss looking like a proper tart I suppose
Otherwise a sleep of reason during cool radio silence

Blue cloudless sky, wall to wall sunshine, could be a nice one out.
Milkman been and gone—cryptic hint found on doorstep.

Cars away to work possibly containing earwigs,
kettle recently boiled, supreme court ruling at leisure

open the window & let in the sun for a bite to eat
Opened a new consignment of ecstasy: filter got a goodish three scoops

Heading for the Prose Coast by the look of the lie of the concertina
loosen up a little timber by the shed on the approach
.
That bloody editor looking over my shoulder is giving me the pip.
Very wet grass from overeager sprinkling oeuvre.

Where do you think we are—Palm Springs?
Guzzling gas and water like it’s going out of fashion.

During the golden years of American capitalism,
late nineteen fifties and early sixties,

before the rot set in, that was what you did you schmuck.
Pleasant Valley Sunday out here in status symbol land

(Jerry Goffin & Carole King or was it already too late?)
Maybe an old one gathering dust

Henry the Ninth

FT_totgros

grimbeau's avatarhenry flower

Santiago

The inevitable meeting of the moo-cows and the bin has happened. Screams of delight, grunts of animal abandon, and a great rustling of toddlers in garbage broke Henry’s morning trance.

‘It was causally determined, given the recent state of the roads and the nagging persistence of tardiness among the idiot classes.’

‘Idiot classes? I bid you enlighten me’, inquired a Tudor Nobby, laying aside his lute.

‘Everyone but us, young Nod!’

They laughed heartily and quaffed down goblets of blood red blood.

‘Morrow is the skinning of the Sinister Eyeballs, Sire.’

‘Tis, by Splurge, Noddy-doodle-dude! So heavy on the prune tincture, what say you’

‘By March Hare’s Day, your dreams of the home made black pudding will be realised.’

‘Indeed, you poor stooge. Indeed’

Bodies and domestic waste filled the Cut.

There was not another collection for two weeks.

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Lucky

I, economist

University professor
Smote myself to sleep
Bread and egos, rashers
Puddings: sweet (leukaemic) white
& bitter (bulls brown)
Give Blood!
Leverage-golden,silverfish,frondz
Quantative teasing
Tickle till you drop I will
Fingers crossed behind my back

was i just? kidding

Twenty Flight Knock

Joan Littlewood

grimbeau's avatarGrimbeau

She came in

through the bathroom window,

crept across the

bathroom floor,

glanced into the bathroom

mirror

slipped out through the

bathroom door

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3rd degree purdah

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—times like this when it all sucks—

 

Crumbling aqueducts

never fail to catch the eye

Of the beholder

 

Hang on a minute

It’s Wednesday afternoon!

 No-one really gives a shit

excepting those poor souls with

verbal diarrhoea

who just go on and

on and on and

on and on…

and on

and

(suck)

on

Quills ‘r’Us

Experimental handwriting

Oft takes me out of myself

Fearing the future

Lost in the past

Stuck in the present

Being harassed