Stuff & Nonsense

scent found in Chanel
no man is an inlander
continent cut off by mob
all bereft of brain
we must love eachother or die

scent found in Chanel
no man is an inlander
continent cut off by mob
all bereft of brain
we must love eachother or die

Co-Dependence Day
You scratch my back I’ll stab yours
After you Claudette
WC Fields AKA
Lava Tory water meadows
Pea-souper saturated
Pastures of Plenty
Sprinkle-sprinkle little star
Four five six seven eight nine
Ten bottles of gin
WC Fields aka
Lava Tory water meadows
Pastures of Plenty
Sprinkle-sprinkle little star
Four five six seven eight nine
Ten bottles of gin

Un-everything done
Dusted with insouciance
Hedge-clippings & twiglets
Inkstained balustrade
Prehistoric flint chippings
Ornithologists various
Different shapes and sizes
Of Eggy Homuculi
Adorn the Lawns of Limbo

around the black car
they stood
silently
waiting
wearing
motley & tulips:
Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
they erupted
Perspicacity!
A dormant taxi
Still stood
silently
waiting
wearing
motley & tulips

treetops teaseled deep blue skies
so I dove in a rosebush
just for the sheer hell of it
—
anabaptism of briar
bloody Olympic Leap Years
always take a toll
—
A bumbling halfwit
that’s the kind of guy I am
ingenuous to a fault

watch what your saying
focus on your every word
never spit it out
T H E
me
of T H e
D A y
e me rG e S
Late on parade today
(Big night at the Senokot)
finds one knelt on
Selfless selfish knees
exposed to the elements
undaunted by a Portland Stone
~
Tautological claptrap some say
There might be something in it
So I thought genuflecting
Before St Wilfred
Another Unknown
Poet

‘…beyond morning hip
aches due to flat air mattress
getting round much better
even though its much wetter
today than yesterday
and that was quite wet itself
compared to last Saturday
when there was barely a cloud
on the horizon…’

midsummer day pours
strawberry moon juice
drenches tense trenches
spring’s offensive flourish spent
leaves droop drip tremble trepid
today I saw in Borehamwood
a certain cure for summer flood

How do you like your
face in the morning?
I like mine with a Kiss
~
Apple turnover
French fries, grits, dried Eggs
synecdoche & wipes