Grimbeau

Scroodles

Snooze Cruise

Shit-bunny

Assume a foetal

Pose of Indisposition

Act dumb

&

Suck thumb

Perambulate your inner

Advertising agencies

Duped

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diluted liquid fear

shy retiring acts of violence

child neglected architects

fabulise rustic cities

serial killer

chainsaw milk vandals

forging lawless frontiers from

farflung sporren lands

they can only kill

you once you can kill yourself

one day at a time

~

too cold to go out

eleven freezes over

bad for tight muscles

limber up indoors instead

slow motion vowel movements

~

Sporting clownish garb

Long legged daddy long legs

spatula juggler

feelgood factory engines

churning waffler in motion

time soars slow below

foundling in feather bucket

crow ravaged thorax

doctor who goes noncing there

on fabulous adventures

british broadcasting

corporate porkies

Mia Culpa’s bigger than Yours

220px-Matisse-Luxe

took the morning air

never gave it back again

blueberry muffin

lead me into temptation

teapots lurk in big red chairs

piss call in the night

closet biscuit television

caught out red handed

insecurity blankets

from evil protect

A Town called Snoise

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(To

be

Read

to an

Occasional

Musicalicola

Accompimento)

Prelude to a Thrush

~

Ent

Re

Preneur

~

a

Miracle of Commerce

whistling

down the wind while willing

down the wisps,

the whoosh of whiplash,

welting warping whirling windlass world…

~

Enter Crude Awakening

~

Town in Texas, Slave?

Thicken the soup

condense research

through

Immersion

Ride that gravy train…

~

Must pooh, must shower

Wrong side of sundown

Pull your pants down

Before you pooh & shower

Oncoming slow train

~

Disembark in Thrall,

Small sleepy Texan town

Much sought soup thickener,

Riding on the gravy train

Immersion in subversion

Mellow fellow travellers

Brushing eachother

Down passing by

On a slopy afternoon

Hip-Hop

legging

Wobbly pins today

Whacked out all night wall walker

Putting on sea legs

Walk like an Egyptian

Provides chronic ironic

Cerebral mantra

lends rhymer rhythm

on icy towpaths

Simeon Says…

 

Yawn

still no lamb cutlets

forty days and nights of this

is taking the piss

you must have faith or you fall

another five minutes they say

The Gasman Cometh

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Float the waves option

Name your own tsunami

Own your own ocean

Watch your private tide come in

Hire your favourite squall…

Tyke Air investments

Leaders in diversity

Exclusively posits its

Guaranteed lifelong benefits

for you and yours till

all the seas run dry

negative interest rates

writing spoof ads while

waiting for the phone to ring,

the door to knock,

a hot midday meal?

Why not carve yourself a walking stick?

This multipurpose

self-help tool is a must for the inept walker.

Where are you going today?

You asked a mantelpiece

Same old silent, vacant gaze into empty space.

Braindeath,

You infer.

No.

Beads of Restoration

 

 

 

 

 

 

Radio Gaga

strange-old-jobs-12

Premeditated

spontaneity sucks

go put on some socks

screws confiscate legal highs

sex mad drug addicts riot

Greece is a warehouse for souls

Nobody knows what

to do at the BBC

Why not sack Tony Blackburn?

They already did!

Elan Vital

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Let’s get out and play…

on a clear moonless day

or on a bright sunny night

something somewhere shines

brighter than a button can

clearer than a sparkling twig

the world service drowns

most of it out unless

it shuts itself down

after seven hours

Let’s go out and play…

now the grown ups have left home

to earn a living

extracting sunshine essence

from cucumber sandwiches

making love not war

proving change is good as rest

living someone’s dream

always willing to oblige

social working your widow

 

careless ears cost walls

old-time-radio_0

 


Country sized varmints

Colonize America

Always keep your eyes peeled

Maintain a state of

Perpetual vigilance

The van is at the door

Hidden horrors everyday

We could be heroes

If they ever awarded

A Nobel Prize for Nattering

They’d be spoilt for choice

Send them to Coventry

To mull it over quiet