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Eleanor Rugby

Dunbarton council wheelchair ramp

She was known to have the wrong name,

(a clerical faux pas committed by Gerald

While eating a falafel after a

Good bollocking from Mrs. Godzilla

for being late in again.)

The corpse lived at No Fixed Abode

as did Wallace Pidgeon

the woman with her real name,

who rented the cellar.

It was all too much for Geraldine,

So, she just rifled the personal effects

for good pickings,

secreted them in the shallow,

nylon pocket of her too tight tunic,

pulled the sheet over the head,

and checked for recent texts.

Oops! A Face

mad-cow

 

Soo

blue dew

True

blue dew…

Ooo!

How do you do

Do-da-do-da-day

Eh

You

As new must shoot.

Cheerio

Toodlee-ooo

Fragrance

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Horse whispers,

sees red

bucks,

clears picket fence

scarpers

heels for dust

finds a new

stamping ground.

Seems sound:

Safe and sure

As houses

 

 

 

True Sailing is not Dead

allihies

Go a good brisk clip

‘Are you the captain, the crewman,

the passenger, the vessel,

the ocean?’

Chance is Lord of All!

Metaphoric…

Metamorphic…

Metarapchik…

Metamonster!

Gorgeous Krakens

and other deep creatures

engulf us

disguised as waves.

Wild, Wild Night

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Crisp white linen sheets

on the hill

cracked and billowed

on the line

Stark wild clouds

flee eastward.

Wry, cow-towing

pines obey the storm

under the window,

under the pink drapes

Whimsy murmurs:

Rowan will Live.

Largesse

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The fruit of my labour

so far today

Sits over in a

Modest plastic bag

Amidst other items,

 

It is well

out-of-the-way,

conveniently

located.

 

‘Shifting Metaphor’ the bag reads,

inscribed

in very gooseberry green above

The

Iconic bitten fruit (an apple?).

 

A wasp draft flicks it,

it tumbles giddily and

comes to rest

On a too full

smudged yellow

pedal bin,

 

I explode

My fruits are strewn

all

over the scintillating,

brick-red non-slip

Linoleum.

 

Howling now

I watch them perish,

wither and vanish,

delight

full tiny

Twinkles

 

Marasmus done

the voided quasars

dance quick,

nimble polkas to dash

the conic lampshade

 

So,

like Orgones

and

reason do –

We Sleep

 

 

 

Anywherewithal

unlikely-2

 

Demi-stool on Piddle, flushed out, so now bathe

Soily scaly paws. Smite it! By my gum,

perfumed ovoid amber tablet glued to basin shock.

 

Rubbed it long nice & hard by flannel for

blotch and crud scrub of digit, knuckle and palm.

Knuckle and nickel? Puckle the pickle of muckle,

 

Sterling winkles, no bawbees. Groat Scottie!

No wonga, not none. Yaboo-sucks states slimy,

Snide curling chippy poundwinker toffboy.

Seventh Boar

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Look at that there,

over there it is,

there… a Rusty Bard,

you see?

Lolling by the lungfish

 

Look! Look at it, slobbing about,

drowsing, drooling,

pig-eared, cloven:

Troughing dross,

gorging oozing slurry.

 

Hose it down! Prodsticks!

Gercha-gerraway

Squealsnapspit…Snort off

smarting with shock,

grunts, sulks, and silks.

The Golden Age of Scuba

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Happy is the man who can bear the things he cannot change – Schiller

 

Each time insurgent

Wind surges spank opulent

crimson drapes and naughty

gusts arouse dormant

gooseberries on exposed,

soft wanton thighs all sigh

 

Lush,

chocolate ground juice

breaches ripe knapsacks,

glibly squirting,

soiling deep plush pile rug.

 

On

garish cushions we float maculate:

spoiled flotsam; jetsam of anarchy,

Two headed orphans

scowling quadrophrenes

brazen twisted Sisters scream.

Skinwatch

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Carbuncles, moles, tumescensces,

spots, scar tissue, warts, blackheads, scabs,

bubos, boils, and bruises…the rest is blistery.