Grimbeau

Scroodles

Tag: Chit-Chat

Turpitude

I shall have a…(thinks) coffee and
test the fortitude
of my hindlegs and beads.
Last night I drank two
bottles of white paraffin
before wild clamour started.
(Some people have no
sense of humour.)
I am ( as you may have noticed)
not like one of them

Eavesdroppings

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Robinson & Gamp,

Umbrella names –

came

From works of fiction

Defoe & Dickens wrote them

Most respectively

Dear Mr Santa Claus

Stop shoving useless

Information in my headbox.