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Nessum Dorma

Kettle

In the names of gods and sods,

we all perish.

Unlike the giant sink spiders, who,

like Andy duFrais,

made it via drain,

to bask in cool,

silver basins,

asylums,

and bathe in the tumult

of the morning tap tsunami.

 

Kettle on,

wipe and flush

the mushrooms.

Trousers round

lifeless ankles.

The shame of it!

The shame.

 

Baby safe in the microwave:

Suffocated. Cars meander still

slate dead drivers slowmo halt

in open sewer.

Ringa ringa roses…

Today,

some place in Shetland,

an upside-down helicopter on sand.

A phone rings, it is my doctor.

He say: ‘I will be late.’

‘Okay’, I say, ‘so will I’.

 

 

 

Celeste

A Window cleaner.

The galley is a mess: the Cook’s portholes,

open, abandoned, admit the squalid

Seaspray.

‘Keel haul that Boson, Master Bates, cocking a snook again!’

Karmic three times before the gloaming

Sixbell.

 

Cross word addiction seeks crucifiction.

Cryptic agnostic pursues persecution.

 

Here comes the window cleaner in a towel.

 

So, splice the main brace, Mr Hands, the wind howls

the sea is incandescent maroon green,

a kraken’s wake can be seen astern.

Just there beside the gherkins.

Looks like a job for the Kropotkins.

 

Send in the Drones

A honeybee (Apis mellifera)

Wasn’t that sick?

Are you aware?

Me lying dead on the ground,

You in mid-air.

Send in the drones.

 

Didn’t it miss?

How can they prove?

One who keeps tearing around,

One who can’t move.

Where are the drones?

Send in the drones.

 

Just when I’d stopped opening wars,

Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours,

Making my entrance again with my nonchalant air,

Sure of my lines,

No one is there.

 

Don’t you love force?

My call I fear.

I thought that you’d want what I want.

Sorry, my dear.

But where are the drones?

Quick, send in the drones.

Don’t bother, they’re here

 

Isn’t it sick?

Isn’t it clear,

Losing my timing this late

In my career?

And where are the drones?

There ought to be drones.

Let’s get out of here.

Eumeaus

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Fat Neighbours Incident

‘oh, I say! Aren’t you fat?’

Inflated silent rage and…

‘Pot Black’

A shot rings out, the lawnmowers stop.

‘I don’t understand’

A cryptic slaughter.