Grimbeau

Scroodles

Tag: Daytime Telly

Out of the long grass came the snake:

Anaconda.

Microchipped

By Bear Grills.

That’s why here –

Orinoko Crescent, Swindon…

GPS!

Last week:

The Piranhas

…

Somedays it rains wonder.

Not this one…

Gaslessness: a bad start.

Sleeplessness: played its part.

Fecklessness: sad old fart.

Is there money still for tea?

I toyed a while with Jeremy Kyle,
And took the lie detector.
I ate his face and it tasted vile;
My name is Hannibal Lector.