Garbage
My old man’s a dustbin,
He wears a dustbin lid:
His sister’s name is Binbag,
And his brother’s name is Sid.
My old man’s a dustbin,
He wears a dustbin lid:
His sister’s name is Binbag,
And his brother’s name is Sid.

drain nap after lunch
blackfly gunge
twig flotilla
pale stale puddles
after the deluge
the lawn is brown
bread just add water
hay oozes liquor
What game’s a’snook!
Walk around and do silly
things while you can
Indistinct scribbles expose
Black pudding crusty white rolls
Tetchsome evening
Browbeaten lodestar blisters
Plastic lasagne oven chips
Coffee trough ill mooded quaff
Paraphrasing shake spoon guff
Grapes camembert olives squid
Orange stilton bag of crips…
Unbalanced eating habits
Skew whiff your gloomy humous