Tiffin
The Holy Hour
Plenary indulgences
Carrot cake seconds
Grimbeau
Scroodles
Tag: Food
March 5, 2015
The Myth of Chatwork
a proverb
shared
is a
proverb
halved
March 2, 2015
Feed the Head
In the sugar hole
prized out last remaining twix
hopeful of some oomph
February 26, 2015
Restraint
Candle on, rain shrewd,
meat pie and two veg,
suppress urge to chew,
black and white movie:
Séance on a Wet Afternoon
February 24, 2015
The Green Lantern
smart hens pooh souffles
durable technology
virtuous circle
February 23, 2015
Cooking on Daz
Spuds on, oven off.
Daily Gerontius with Olive Spadeface.
Leaves are hard to draw when you’re crap.
Two bags of Walker’s previously salted & some savoury balls of
Obscure provenance.
It’s a rap trap, Baby – & you been tort.
That’s me in the sauna, losing my spaghetti.
Blob and Mutt.
They of the far-famed gut
Jellyroll Morpeth.
Son of that sod: Maximillian Swell.
Cast of Godsends, back from the groove.
Loosely hanging, cockless in Dawlish
waiting for a brain. Feeling Vera’s
braiding Himmler’s genes. One. One. One.
February 17, 2015
Spoonless in Sparta
Where was the spoon?
The Spoon – the fucking spoon!
Water was running,
Loud and constant
running water
You left the fucking tap on!
He could just make out the familiar, nasal tone.
My eyelash is awash with milk suds
Not quite a froth
Clambering from the cereal bowl
Was arduous hard
Like pond weed
And gypsy tart
February 17, 2015
Cabaret Rusticana
The smell of sweet rancid butter
elicited hysteria throughout the herded.
Hecate’s cheesy rumours proven true.
Jack Rumplewort’s doing –
the craven emasculator –
Up to his old tricks
at last
February 16, 2015
Drop Scones Alert
With Finger gone off to quench a thirst
And the Nursery Slopes powdered by fine talc
The prufrock afternoon spreads out like a coma
Anaesthetized upon a fable
Aesop withheld from release
On allegorical grounds
February 16, 2015
The Naked Brunch
Frugal Dougal
Plumped for Strudel
to accompany his
King Prawn Poodle
Grimbeau 