Daft hens are porous
Obsolete commodities
Unlike washing lines
smart hens pooh souffles
durable technology
virtuous circle
Golf girl plumb potty
flipped clean absent trolley
on treacherous pin
Goat’s eye moon subsides
Ruthless Heck cows run amok
Von Stroheim goes ape
Should weeping willows
transgress their quota of woe
overlook red tape
Walked up & down stairs
twelve steps up twenty four back
Danger! Loose Slippers
Haiku sounds like
Aitchless cockney rhyming slang:
‘Intelligence Quotient’
Considerable free
time spent pursuing meaning:
Omphalosophy
Watching
dry
paint
Is
less
time
consuming
In
the
final
analysis
Autopilot showed
outrageous overnight stats
800 hits