Grimbeau

Scroodles

Tag: Home and Garden

We Yodel

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Bright green bus,

Blonde dressed black,

Sun kissed feet

‘Good morning!’

 

Yesterday

was pure good

sunlight all the way

today the bricks

 

are happy and

light hearted

I am bronzed.

Like Homer.

 

 

 

Floot

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An hour later

the faff is on.

Sun is out,

chicks tweet

in ply fascia,

ulster hymns hum,

care will come

and relieve

Mafeking

peace and quiet

Tantrum

mike

everything

is

post…worthy

john peel mind rock

zest lime fig leaf:

See!

 

We quibbled,

she queried.

I squabbled, pram toys. Suck thumb

mendaciously.

Egg fried rice in best sock.

Crippling!

Enact plan

dusk time

Kedgeree

 

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As I kick up a fuss

thrashing about

in the undergrowth

on the boundary,

my furious petulance

amusing the dog-walkers,

Tony Benn is announced dead.

Dragged Up

 

 

Bee enjoys the wild flowers

Thick fog, drooping rose…

daybreak,

soft pink sound

footpad breaking glass,

crystal chandelier smashed:

avalanche,

no wonder,

wrists swaddled

heavy

linen

watch.

 

Conduit

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Soft, juicy, granite

sofa

Why do you treat me

Like toffee

When you know full well

I am

Taffeta?

Nice Day

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Voices hear off. Who’s that?

Sotto voce, surely not…

Laryngitis? Going round.

Dan the Man,

very quiet, very soft.

Hard of hearing what?

Panic: King of Song breaks out!

Windows flung shut,

open air freshener

acrid Lavender.

Look out window, see blind woman,

shout hello, silly me

I can’t hear her, radio off,

mute mate shows up, funny looks.

Is it me or you? Tragic

You me: who we? Comic

Heads start to implode.

All I said: ‘Nice Day!’

watch blind woman talk away.

Mouthwater

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Wind whips rain into a lather, suds flop

coating the gunny sacks of chrysalides.

In lamb we trust, mint sauce spooned, vinaigrette,

in dollop, drizzle, cavalier splashes,

and in gravy swilled figure of eights.

 

Suds slip down in dirt, super, saturated

soil where rose and weed fear to bed in wont

of oblivion, just when you least expect

a  dandy bramble jallops the windowpanes.

No rest for the wicked, it tattoos.

I Walk the Lawn

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looking out…

soft sighs and shrugs, sees

squalid sheets charge hedgeward.

Origin: the sea,

Which enters with flourish, flushed,

proscenium left.

 

Orange house recedes inland,

Lazy sill whippet sees me,

We conflate

with waving cypress,

All the same:

spraybent.

 

Upstart blasts

stale room,

hurricane farce of wrappers whorl,

vortex forms

in comet

crater

hemisphere

Basmati Flats

How they chunter!

Tales of dogs,

chickenshit,

the dank,

the undoable in mud,

steep bare beds,

sheer stony crud.

 

Sipping soup

Under bivouac

Pigeon holed,

ensconced,

mordant

no spade plunges,

no plant grows.

 

Rice next year

Paddy fields forever

Roll up your trousers,

sport a lampshade

on your head,

Erect a pagoda

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